Holiday Etiquette: Survive Dinner With Friends Who Can't Cook With Advice From Karen Cleveland

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The Huffington Post Canada   First Posted: 12/16/11 07:38 AM ET Updated: 01/12/12 11:51 AM ET

With so many things on the go during the holidays, it can be easy to stumble into a seasonal snafu.

Never fear: we have answers to your "How do I handle this?!" holiday questions (Tweet us or add a comment below) thanks to Karen Cleveland of the Finishing School -- a national column devoted to etiquette, manners and civility.

This week, Cleveland tackles faking your way through a bad meal, getting over holiday office-party embarrassments and more.

You're not a good poker player (read: you can't lie very well), and you're sitting a table with all of your close friends enjoying a holiday dinner. The only problem is one of your friends doesn't "really" know how to cook and what she's serving is kind of, to put it nicely, gross. How can you fake your way through a bad meal?

"I consider myself blessed that all of my friends are stars in the kitchen. If I found myself in this unfortunate situation, I’d feign ill. Seriously. I’d straight-up lie to my friends to avoid awkwardly explaining why my plate is full," says Cleveland. "I would excuse myself from the table to get some air/grab some water/give some sort of hint that I’m not feeling well. And once I returned to the table, I’d eat would I could and turn my attention to having fun."

For Cleveland, the point of having dinner with friends isn't to critique the food, it's about enjoying their company. "If you're able to finagle yourself out of this situation gracefully, plan on how to handle the next dinner invitation you receive from this friend. You could offer to bring a course to the meal, order in or host them at your place."

You embarrass yourself at a holiday party. You don't remember what happened. But the next day there are stories circulating around the office about the previous night's bash -- some of those stories include you. What damage control can you do?

"In my circle, this is referred to as 'The Fear' or 'The Scareies' -- that anxious moment when you wake up from a raucous night and need your accomplices to fill in the blanks for you," says Cleveland. "It's neither fun, cool nor becoming. In fact, it sucks."

Her advice? "Once you've dealt with your hangover, begin by piecing together the evening by compiling details from those you were with. Find out who you owe an apology (or a whack of money?) to and take immediate action. Your damage control might take the form of a phone call, a massive dry cleaning bill, a handwritten letter or sending flowers. Regardless of how much your sloppy behaviour costs you, every penny is well-spent on redeeming yourself."

Hanging out with the in-laws over the holidays can be really stressful. Any tips?

"Between the crammed schedules, stretches of commuting to see people and the pressure to be at our happiest, the holidays can be rife with stress. And that stress can be totally magnified when we find ourselves flung into someone else’s traditions," says Cleveland.

If you begin to feel anxious about seeing in-laws, do as she advises and go with the flow and follow your partner's family's lead.

"Maybe your family opens gifts on the morning of December 25 and your in-laws do it the night before -- don’t expect them to bend their traditions to accommodate how your family celebrates."

And if you're meeting your other half's family for the first time, get your partner to do some reconnaissance so you aren’t going into the event cold (this way you don't show up with a prized bottle of scotch to impress his/her father only to learn he doesn't drink).

Also: "Don't show up empty-handed. Bring along something that's both fitting and doesn't involve work for them. A potted bulb is ready to pop on a table, whereas an armload of fresh-cut flowers means having to find a vase and fuss over cutting and arranging them. Make yourself useful, too. Puttering around in the kitchen with your honey’s parents helps take some of the prep and clean-up work off of their plates and is good chit-chat terrain."

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With so many things on the go during the holidays, it can be easy to stumble into a seasonal snafu. Never fear: we have answers to your "How do I handle this?!" holiday questions (Tweet us or add a...
With so many things on the go during the holidays, it can be easy to stumble into a seasonal snafu. Never fear: we have answers to your "How do I handle this?!" holiday questions (Tweet us or add a...
 
 
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07:51 PM on 01/19/2012
Loving these comments - thank you for the feedback, readers! Karen Cleveland
12:26 AM on 12/17/2011
Are you going to just stuff your face or are you going to celebrate with people you care about, if you feel that way then stay home and hopefully they'll stop inviting you and you can spend every holiday sitting home alone enjoying the dinner you cooked.
Al Schrader
Some overnight ideas take decades
08:17 PM on 12/16/2011
How many seconds in a year ? Twelve: Jan 2nd, Feb 2nd, etc. What three days start with T T and Y ?
Today, Tomorrow, Yesterday....Al-
07:59 PM on 12/16/2011
if its your friend never say that was bad dinner . the next time bring something or go to help them cook.if your real close with your friend you could offer her or him some tips and say i cooked this once and it came out lousy.everyone that starts out cooking makes mistakes and as a man living by my self i used to watch the cooking shows and asked my mom how do you cook this.know i can cook everthing from cookies to dinners .so next time just try to help them out you may be suprised the next time they have you over
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cindyw
06:48 PM on 12/16/2011
How to survive a not so great dinner? Really? That's a real "first world" problem, isn't it?
05:40 PM on 12/16/2011
I just BBQ; its hard to screw that up.
03:05 PM on 12/16/2011
Order a pizza, duh.
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elizlucinda
a mind is a terrible thing to waste
02:32 PM on 12/16/2011
Be thankful someone liked you enough to invite you for dinner and don't be a jerk about it.
02:13 PM on 12/16/2011
If it's a close friend, you could always say "I think I'll arrive early to help you, as I know you'll have your hands full" .. and then do just that, while being very, very helpful in the kitchen and at the stove, but never saying to the guests who might be surprised and make wonderful comments that you had a hand in the cooking.
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hman570
02:02 PM on 12/16/2011
You know that Betty Crookers husband eat out every night. If you host can't cook don't except the invitation or suggest and place to meet for dinner so that you will not have to have a bad evening.
12:24 PM on 12/16/2011
Hey, its a holiday. Nobody died. So the meal wasn't particularly enjoyable. Fake it. You'll survive. Had Thanksgiving with a GF few years back (2006). It was a gluten free meal because one of her nieces had celiac disease. It was positively awful but everybody had a good time. The alcohol made it seem better than it actually was.