Chatham-Kent police have totalled their arrest numbers for 2011 and broken down the results by astrological sign.
Aries appears to be best represented — with 203 people of that sign among the almost 2,000 arrested.
The force says its officers responded to 24 calls involving naked people, 40 involving urine and 22 involving feces — mostly from animals.
In one case, officers were called to a Value Village store after someone accidentally donated cremated remains.
In another, police charged a man who was dragging his snowmobile behind his vehicle without a trailer — in May.
Other cases involved disputes between neighbours over grass and one over a cut phone line, which turned out to be the fault of a squirrel.