Worst Fashion Inventions: Heel Condoms, Lip Tattoos, Cleavage Covers And More

The Huffington Post Canada   First Posted: 03/01/2012 10:09 am EST   Updated: 04/07/2013 8:25 pm EDT

It can take 10,000 failed attempts to discover an invention that works, so it's no surprise that some terrible fashion inventions just didn't pan out.

The creators of things like heel condoms, lip tattoos, cleavage covers and glow-in-the-dark jeans may have developed their products with good intentions, but they're also a little weird (even for the most sartorially savvy amongst us).

We want to know, what are some of the weirdest fashion inventions you've stumbled upon? Here are some of our finds...

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  • Worst Fashion Inventions

  • Glow-In-The-Dark Jeans

    Wondering what to get the club kid who has everything? Try glow-in-the-dark jeans. Naked & Famous <a href="http://www.nakedandfamousdenim.com/blog/glow-in-the-dark-jeans/" target="_hplink">created these stunners</a> by baking a phosphorescent coating into the fabric. If left out in sunlight or under a light bulb, they'll beam like glow sticks. As an added bonus: "After you beat them up a bit the wear patterns will cause the coating to fade in certain parts of the jean and will create a unique piece of glowing art," Naked & Famous <a href="http://www.nakedandfamousdenim.com/blog/glow-in-the-dark-jeans/" target="_hplink">writes on its blog</a>. What's next for the company? <a href="http://news.discovery.com/tech/scratch-sniff-jeans-120128.html" target="_hplink">Scratch-and-sniff jeans</a>.

  • Heel Condoms

    Dressing sexy just got a little safer -- and uglier -- with Heel Condoms. Roll on one of these babies to protect your heels from damage and to make your shoes <a href="http://www.theheelcondoms.com/pages/about-us" target="_hplink">what the company calls a "conversation piece."</a> Did you really want to have a conversation about condoms for your shoes? Didn't think so.

  • Temporary Lip Tattoos

    Lip service took on a whole new meaning with Violent Lips' Temporary Lip Tattoos, which come in such questionable styles as fishnet, cheetah and Glitteratti. Luckily, the tattoos are temporary stick-ons, although the embarrassment from wearing them might haunt you for life.

  • Cleavage Covers

    Say goodbye to embarrassing nip slips with Cami Secret, a dickie that snaps onto a bra to cover up that pesky cleavage.

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