Things you've written always sound better when you read them out loud, but imagine how they might be interpreted by complete strangers -- especially when that "work" is a classified ad posted online.

Every month, Vancouver filmmaker Lewis Bennett makes short films about the sights and sounds of British Columbia. This month, his team collected ridiculous Vancouver Craigslist ads and asked strangers in Stanley Park to read them aloud.

The result? Varying degrees of success as people laugh (and attempt to be serious) through posts about free adult diapers and even a plea to find someone who can decide which Craigslist user has the larger penis.

At least Vancouverites can rest assured knowing they're not on their own when it comes to strange postings. Craigslist has been known to attract all sorts of people: Women looking for naked servers for parties, an overly enthusiastic ad about renting a $500 room and even a request for uniting tree climbers everywhere.

LOOK: Strange jobs listed on Craigslist.

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  • Tree Climber

    Ever wanted to climb trees for a living? Now you can. Green's Complete Tree & Stump Removal in Birmingham, Ala. is looking for a <a href="http://tuscaloosa.craigslist.org/lab/3033570857.html" target="_hplink">part-time or full-time tree climber</a>. Experience necessary.

  • Nicki Minaj-Type Models

    We're not quite sure what this means, but someone in Omaha, Neb. is looking for "<a href="http://omaha.craigslist.org/crg/3016678341.html" target="_hplink">Nicki Minaj-type models</a>."

  • Hairy Athletic, Bodybuilder

    The title of this Craigslist post says it all: "Hairy athletic, bodybuilder type men wanted for photo shoot." If you're a hairy, athletic bodybuilder from Orlando, Fla., <a href="http://orlando.craigslist.org/crg/3038761783.html" target="_hplink">check it out</a>!

  • Wine Consultant

    Turn your drinking habit into a profitable gig. WineShop At Home, a direct seller of artisan wines, in Cedar Rapids, Iowa is hoping to hire an <a href="http://cedarrapids.craigslist.org/sls/3046318800.html" target="_hplink">independent wine consultant </a>to host in-home wine tastings.

  • Airbrush Artist

    Calling all airbrush artists in Omaha, Neb. This Craigslist poster is looking for someone to <a href="http://omaha.craigslist.org/crg/3020373407.html" target="_hplink">airbrush</a> his headphone ear pads. Seriously.

  • Zombie Make-Up Artist

    Is the "<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/03/zombie-apocalypse-after-g_n_1566257.html" target="_hplink">Zombie Apocalypse</a>" creating jobs? This <a href="http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/crg/3059792566.html" target="_hplink">Craiglist ad</a> is suggesting so much is true. If you're living in the Los Angeles, Calif. area and like face painting for fun (this job offers no pay) this gig is for you.

  • Chalkboard Artist

    Want to draw on a chalkboard for money? A restaurant owner in Denver, Colo. is <a href="http://denver.craigslist.org/crg/3043506603.html" target="_hplink">seeking</a> a chalkboard artist. Jokesters, be warned: This poster is looking for "serious inquiries only."

  • Yoga DVD Distributor

    Interested in learning more about Prenatal Yoga? A Nashville, Tenn.-based Yogi is looking for someone to help distribute her new DVD. Check it out <a href="http://nashville.craigslist.org/crg/3017616062.html" target="_hplink">here</a>.