This is beach volleyball, British style.
Horse Guards Parade opened with a raucous debut on Saturday, mixing in a little local flair with all of the more traditional trifles that will be familiar to fans of the Olympics' sexiest sport.
A dance team in bathing suits — skimpier for the birds than the blokes — jiggled for the sold-out crowd during timeouts, while rock music nearly drowned out the pealing of Big Ben. And, much to the relief of the British tabloids, the athletes wore their traditional bikinis despite the chill in the air that left the sand at 67 degrees when the session started (and, yes, they measure such things).
"There are so many people out here already, and it's only 10 o'clock in the morning," said Germany's Ilka Semmler, who with partner Katrin Holtwick beat Hana Klapalova and Lenka Hajeckova of the Czech Republic in straight sets. "It's really, really, really nice."
Located just inside the gate used by the Queen — and only the Queen — to ride up to Buckingham Palace, the beach volleyball venue offers views of the London Eye, the Big Ben clock tower and 10 Downing Street. But the real excitement this fortnight is inside the stadium, where tickets are scarce for virtually all of the thrice-daily sessions.
Americans Kerri Walsh Jennings and Misty May-Treanor, who are trying for a third consecutive gold medal, were scheduled to play in the final match on Saturday night against Australian rivals Tasmin Hinchley and five-time Olympian Natalie Cook. The No. 2 U.S. men's team of Sean Rosenthal and Jake Gibb were also schedule to play, taking on South Africa's Freedom Chiya and Grant Goldschmit.
Defending men's champions Todd Rogers and Phil Dalhausser of the United States play their first match on Sunday, as does the No. 2 U.S. women's team of April Ross and Jen Kessy.
Play began Saturday morning with an upset in the first match, when Russians Anastasia Vasina and Anna Vozakova beat Beijing bronze medallists Zhang Xi and Xue Chen in 18-21, 21-14, 16-14. In the men's openers, Latvians Aleksandrs Samoilovs and Ruslans Sorokins beat Grzegorz Fijalek and Mariusz Prudel of Poland 12-21, 21-15, 15-12 and Germans Julius Brink and Jonas Reckermann beat Konstantin Semenov and Serguei Prokopiev of Russia in straight sets.
But the star of the sport — so far, at least — has been the venue.
The public address announcer played the part of disco DJ, calling for cheers so loud that the prime minister might hear at his residence next door. When the wave circled the grandstand, he gave it at least as much attention as his athletic play-by-play, following it from Downing Street to St. James's Park and back around to Horse Guards Road, where a royal sentry still protects the sovereign's exclusive entrance to Buckingham Palace.
"What can I say? It's the best spot we could have chosen in London," said Samoilovs, who has a bushy mane of hair that earned him the nickname "The Lion King."
"All the other athletes are jealous," he said. "It's the best one ever."
Talk of cold weather had created panic in the British press that the female players would go for long-sleeves instead of the standard bikinis — a longtime but little used rule in international volleyball. But the Russians and Chinese were in the two-piece swimsuits for the opening match, and the Germans and Czechs did the same when they played an hour later.
But the beach party atmosphere was augmented by the dancers, who filled the downtime with kicklines and even one tango that ended up with the dance partners flopping suggestively in the sand.
No wonder most in the crowd of 15,000 — the biggest ever Olympic beach volleyball venue — had trouble tearing themselves away.
A half-hour after the last match ended, a voice came over the loudspeaker imploring them to leave.
"Have a safe journey home," he said, "or to the pub."