The size of a man's package shouldn't really matter, but when it does, there's an app for that.
Toronto-based doctor Christopher Culligan, a family physician and CEO of mobile health app developer The Doctor Says, has come up with a solution to what he says is a constant conversation he has with his patients.
"It was inspired by the observation that more and more male patients, no matter how healthy or successful, were expressing anxiety about the size of their penis," he said in his commercial. "It's concerning, especially since most guys who consider themselves small, are actually entirely normal."
As easy as it sounds, the Predicktor isn't about scanning your mobile device over a man's pants, or alternatively, shoving your phone down your pants. Instead, the app is designed to use scientific journals on men's health and sexuality, and cross reference it with his height, finger length and shoe size, to name a few. Uniquely, it only references physical attributes, so you can put all those stereotypical race jokes to rest. (Studies have shown no relation between a man's penis size and his race, Culligan adds).
Besides using its tiny orange penis needle to pinpoint either the 'micro', 'average' or 'XXLL' size of a man's package, the app, now available on Android phones, also throws in interesting facts about penis size and health around the world.
For example, men over 6'3" are more likely to have lengths over seven inches, gay men often have longer and wider penises than straight men, and men who get penis enlargements often already have average sized penises.
But the average penis size debate is one that's been discussed for decades. Studies have shown all sorts of variations, but one French study concluded that the average soft penis was 3.5 to 3.7 inches, and five to 5.7 inches when erect, according to AskMen.com. And yes, that's equivalent to 12 to 14 centimetres when hard.
Even though a 2009 study from the Journal of Sexual Medicine claimed penis size does matter, why should it? According to Dr. David Delvin, poking fun at a man's penis size only leads to confidence issues, and ladies, if you're concerned about pleasure or sex, the vagina is designed to accommodate any length, he adds.
So go ahead, download the app and judge him on his size — but let's face it, if you can already answer all the questions the Predicktor asked, you're likely already more than aware of the size of his penis.
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Here’s the naked truth about the male anatomy:
Average Penis Size Isn't 9 Inches
The average size of an erect penis is about 5 to 7 inches; when it’s not erect, it measures just 1 to 4 inches. So what’s the answer to that age-old question — does size really matter? It depends on whom you’re asking. In a study of more than 52,000 men and women, which was published in the journal Psychology of Men and Masculinity, 45 per cent of men revealed that they were unsatisfied with their penis size. However, 84 per cent of women said they were completely content with the size of their partner.
Marathon Sex Is Not the Norm
It’s time to cut the average guy some slack: Having sex that lasts for hours is not typical. In fact, a survey of certified sex therapists in Canada and the United States, done by Penn State University, found that the most desirable duration from penetration to orgasm is 7 to 13 minutes.
Guys Fake Orgasms, Too
Do men ever bluff in the bedroom? Sure they do. A recent study in the Journal of Sexual Research found that <a href="http://www.everydayhealth.com/sexual-health/do-men-fake-orgasms.aspx">67 per cent of women and 28 per cent of men admitted to faking an orgasm</a> — at least once. Reasons ranged from wanting to please their partner to hoping to conceal premature ejaculation to just wanting the lovemaking to be over with already. How’d they fake it? These men reported using a combination of moaning, vocalizations, and changes in physical movements.
You Can Break Your Penis
It's not easy to do — but if you’re in the middle of over-the-top, acrobatic sex (especially if the woman’s on top), you could be at risk for a penile fracture. A fracture of the penis occurs when one of the membranes surrounding a blood-filled penile chamber breaks (perhaps because a woman brings her body weight down at the wrong angle, bending the penis in such a way that causes a painful rupture). Needless to say, this causes rapid deflation of an erection and pain. And if a fractured penis is not properly treated (by calling your doctor or going to an emergency room), it can actually cause scarring, deformity, or erectile dysfunction.
Circumcised Or Uncircumcised? Depends Where You Live
In the United States, the majority of males are circumcised as babies — but that’s not the case around the globe. According to the World Health Organization, only about 30 per cent of penises worldwide are circumcised. Even in America, the percentage is falling (the CDC recently reported that circumcision is slightly less common than it was a decade ago, dropping to about 57 per cent from 63 per cent). And the American Academy of Pediatrics no longer recommends routine circumcision, citing health reasons.
Bikes Can Be Bad for Your Sex Life
Here’s a little-known fact: Riding a bicycle with a skinny seat can put enough pressure on a male’s anatomy that it causes erectile dysfunction. Those narrow seats may make men look like road racers, but all their body weight is riding right on the part of the pelvis that supplies blood vessels and nerves to the penis. The solution is to opt for a fat, padded seat that supports the bottom. It may not look cool, but your sex life will thank you.
Smoking Can Cause Erectile Dysfunction
Just in case you need one more reason to kick your cigarette habit, consider this: Smoking has been shown to double the risk for erectile dysfunction. That's because nicotine causes blood vessels to constrict, decreasing blood flow to the penis — which can be deadly for an erection. Other studies have shown that smoking decreases the number of sperm in a man's semen and that non-smokers (who tend to be healthier overall) have a better sex life.
It's Not Just Down Below: Men's Brains Are Wired Differently, Too
Research has proven what most of us have thought all along: A man's brain works differently than a woman's. Males start to fantasize about sex by age 11, and according to recent research published in the Journal of Sex Research, most men think about sex about 19 times per day (dispelling that whole “every seven seconds” rumour). Women, on the other hand, think sexy thoughts about 10 times a day.
Male Anatomy Has a Long Shelf Life
Women experience a rapid loss of fertility during menopause, but men go on making sperm for decades. And while erectile dysfunction rates do increase with age (4 per cent of men in their fifties are affected by ED, 17 per cent in their 60s, and 47 per cent of those over 75, according to the National Institutes of Health), many older men are still able to get erections, enjoy sex, and even father children.
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