A Calgary Craigslist poster is taking the "honesty is the best policy" rule to heart.

Selling a 1993 pickup truck, the poster warns its "ugly as f***," but "it runs forever," balancing the good and the bad about the vehicle.

There's a crack right across the windshield, says the ad, but, "it doesn't interfere with vision. Unless you're a midget."

Selling for $499, the truck even comes with its own Hello Kitty steering wheel cover. "No one will ever steal this truck," says the ad, especially since it doesn't even look like it runs.

The post has no photos of the truck, perhaps an ode to its lack of beauty. Really ugly pickup truck, what more needs to be said, the ad asks.

Designed to get attention the ad has succeeded says the poster. No word on any sale being made yet though.

Here's a look at what more the hilarious ad had to say:

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  • Big Surprise

  • Too Much Of A Burden

  • Sorry, MILF

  • Is It Me You're Looking For?

  • Settle The Debate

  • A Useful Guide

  • This Is Normal

  • #1 Paul Simon Fan

  • Igloo Sublet?

  • Generosity At Its Most Pure

  • Needs A Soulmate

  • A Medicinal Request

  • An Important Message

  • The Old Switcheroo

  • For Anyone Looking To Give Beard Advice

  • Take This Off Our Hands

  • Got A Decaying Corpse? Bring It To Baltimore!

  • Please, Take These Doll Heads Off Her Hands

  • Yam Lady Steals Heart

  • Don't Worry, He'll Season The Pasta

  • Relieve Your MJ Sadness With This Offer

  • Don't Taint Your Home Computer, Watch Porn On This

  • $50 For Four New "Pets"

  • Let "Buzzy" Take The Hassle Out Of Pet Ownership

  • Mildly Stinky Ass For Sale

  • Bar Fighting Lessons From A Professional

  • What Happnes When Thirst Meets Laziness And Has $2

  • Do You Have a MacBook? Do You Need A Bunch Of Useless Items?

  • Sounds Like A Match Made In Heaven

  • A Great Real Estate Opportunity For The "Outdoorsy"

  • Well, As Long As He Locks The Dogs Up...

  • Wait, You Have To Pay Someone To Do This?

  • Please Buy This Stupid, Stupid Thing

  • He Needs A Boat, You Need a Mexican Hat

  • Where Oh Where Can One Purchase Rusty Instruments?