Peaches no longer lives in Toronto, but that doesn't mean she's not concerned that her beloved city is being run by an alleged crack-smoking mayor.

During a recent visit home for a screening of her quasi-autobiographical transsexual musical "Peaches Does Herself" at the LGBT Film Festival, she teamed up with electro duo #entertainment to record a send-off for the city's embattled mayor titled "Bored of Rob Ford."

Ford has made international headlines — and fodder for Jon Stewart, Jay Leno and Jimmy Kimmel — after journalists from Gawker and the Toronto Star reported being shown an iPhone video of him appearing to smoke crack. Rob Ford has responded to the allegations by saying "I don't use crack cocaine nor am I an addict of crack cocaine."

"It couldn't be avoided," Peaches told Huffington Post Canada of how she first heard about Ford's crack video scandal. “It was world news and then I landed in Toronto and it was everywhere. Rob Ford is a complete idiot and a horrible representation of Toronto. No class."

The song is mainly sung by #entertainment's DJ Betti Forde, former member of the band Stinkmitt which toured with Peaches and Eagles of Death Metal in 2006 and also cut a song with her called “Fan Etiquette." The two have been friends for at least 10 years.

"We were just having a good laugh about the whole thing," Peaches adds of the quick recording session in Forde's bedroom. "I love how we got some 'Tears Are Not Enough' lyrics in there.”

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Produced by Ryan Carroll and written by Forde, the electro-rap song pays homage to Canadian pop-culture like 1985’s Ethiopian famine relief single "Tears Are Not Enough" and fictional hoser brothers Bob & Doug McKenzie, but it also references some other serious allegations that have been levelled at Ford by the media and detractors.

"If we take a stand, every woman, trans and man / This is Peaches with a Public Cervix Announcement: Rob Ford, take off eh, ya hose-head!" Peaches says on the track, mashing references to Canadian New Wave legend Carole Pope and American "sexecologist" Annie Sprinkle as well as Bob & Doug.

Forde, whose real name is Maren Hancock, wanted to do this track last summer because Mayor Ford has famously opted to go to his family cottage each year instead of attending Toronto's Pride Parade, which draws a million people.

"I was supposed to make it with Lady Miss Kier from Deee-Lite and perform it with her at Toronto Pride last year, but it was just too difficult to organize with her summer tour schedule," says Forde.

"So this year I had just started a new project called #entertainent with DJ and producer Dislexia and I asked if he'd be interested in doing a Rob Ford protest song, since we’ll be performing for Toronto Pride on June 28, then I heard that Peaches was coming for the LGBTQ film festival and I thought, 'It would be awesome to have Peaches on the track because I'm sure she doesn't like Rob Ford anymore than I do,'" Forde laughs.

Dislexia made the beat in a few hours, Forde stayed up all night writing the lyrics, then a few days later Forde saw Peaches at the festival after-party. "I sang and rapped her the lyrics over this super-loud music and said, 'Hey, we need to do a song,' and she agreed." Forde recorded her vocals earlier in the weekend, and on the Sunday Peaches, Joel Gibb of the Hidden Cameras, OUT TV's Michael Venus of the show "The Face of Furry Creek," and friend David Carter all showed up to contribute additional vocals.

"We had a blast working on this," says Forde. "We didn't want the track to be too venomous. We wanted it to be humorous as well as cathartic."

Completed within a week, the clean version of "Bored of Rob Ford" is now for sale on iTunes with all proceeds going to local sex-positive agencies, such as the Toronto Hassle Free Clinic. The explicit version — which includes a line about Ford's sister effing a KKK member — can be heard on YouTube.

A video, produced by cultureshock.tv, is premiering right here on HuffPost Canada Music and features footage of the whole gang recording the track in Forde's bedroom, along with an animated Rob Ford monster tearing up Toronto.

"It's sick," says Forde

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  • D-Sisive "Rob Ford"

    Juno nominated rapper D-sisive was accused of being a Rob Ford sympathist when he released this song from the <a href="http://d-sisive.bandcamp.com/album/jonestown-2-jimmy-go-bye-bye" target="_blank">free downloadable album</a> "Jonestown 2: Jimmy Go Bye Bye" in 2011. It's not really like that.

  • K-Dot-O-Dot "The Mayor"

    Antagonistic Toronto underground rapper K-Dot-O-Dot has decided he kinda likes Rob Ford and is expressing it in songform. It should be noted as well that K-Dot and his partner 9th Uno who make up the act Drugstore Cowboys have <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTzodDWmr6Q" target="_blank">put one of their old songs called "I Smoke Crack" on YouTube</a> with the purposefully misleading title "Rob Ford Smoking Crack."

  • Bettiforde ft. Peaches "Bored Of Rob Ford"

    Going under the name #Entertainment, smut rapper and StinkMitt member Bettiforde has created "Bored Of Rob Ford" with guest vocals from Peaches, actor Michael Venus and Joel Gibb of The Hidden Cameras, among others.

  • 640 Toronto "Rob Ford Gravy Train Song"

    The 640 team made this parody song about Rob Ford's "gravy train" catchphrase.

  • Silvergun & Spleen "Crack"

    Although this song is called "Crack" and is kinda about crack, it technically isn't about the mayor. However, when promoting the launch of the video on Twitter the band spammed so many people with the link and the hashtags #RobFord #crack that they got <a href="https://twitter.com/SilvergunSpleen" target="_blank">temporarily suspended from the service</a>.

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  • MrLucasJ "Rob Ford Smoking Crack Video"

    Amazing.

  • Shameer Rahman "Mr. Rob Ford Song"

    Toronto dancehall musician Shameer Rahman will get everyone dancing with "Mr. Rob Ford Song." If this scandal is still brewing by the time Caribana 2013 hits (Aug.1-4) this deserves to be its anthem.

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  • Rob Ford Scandal As Told Through Song

  • "The Suburbs" - Arcade Fire

    Every scandal has to start somewhere, and this one ultimately begins with the Toronto suburbs voting in Rob Ford. And despite the admission of crack smoking, alcohol abuse, homophobic, racist and sexist remarks, etc. the suburban Ford Nation still stand behind him even as downtowners storm city hall in protest. <strong>Relevant lyrics: "You always seemed so sure, that one day we'd be fighting in a suburban war / your part of town against mine, I saw you standing on the opposite shore."</strong>

  • "Busted" - Black Keys

    But things really kicked off in May, 2013, as Gawker broke the news that a video exists of Toronto mayor Rob Ford smoking crack cocaine. Busted! Or so we thought. <strong>Relevant lyrics: "Well I'm busted, yes I'm busted, but my heart won't let me die."</strong>

  • "Exit Does Not Exist" - Modest Mouse

    The next day, Rob Ford called a press conference. "I cannot comment on a tape I haven't seen or does not exist," he said before leaving his brother to field questions. Perhaps his attempted exit from the scandal would have worked but, of course, the tape does exist. <strong>Relevant lyrics: "As a matter of fact I don't recall this photo being taken, you don't even actually exist, so I just started shaking."</strong>

  • "Scandal" - Queen

    And so the scandal began. Gawker's Crackstarter campaign (to raise enough money to buy the crack tape from those who introduced it in the first place) began to soar, and anyone with a working mind believed it was only a matter of time before Ford was ousted. Because that seemed reasonable – the last word any of us would ever use to describe the Rob Ford debacle six months later. <strong>Relevant lyric: "Today the headlines tomorrow hard times, and no one ever really knows the truth from the lies; and in the end the story must hide, deeper and deeper and deeper inside."</strong>

  • "9 Crimes" - Damien Rice

    But soon, hope began to fade. Gawker's crack-video contact went missing, the Crackstarter funds were donated to worthy causes and Rob Ford continued to reign. However, allegations began to quietly build, with murmurs that the mayor did far more than just smoke crack. Maybe "nine crimes" is actually quite generous of us. <strong>Relevant lyrics: "And it’s not alright.” (Yeah! How do you like that?)"</strong>

  • "Liar" - Henry Rollins

    Soon, this became the only one word that seemed appropriate every time Ford opened his mouth. <strong>Relevant lyrics: “You feel so lucky, but your ego obscures reality, and you never bother to wonder why.”</strong>

  • "Time Bomb" - Rancid

    But then on a dark day in late October, Rob Ford stepped up and apologized – for . . . mistakes. He was sorry for making drunken mistakes. And that's all anybody needed to hear, and everything’s fine now. (Just kidding. This was merely the first drop on the roller coaster none of us want to be riding.) <strong>Relevant lyrics: "The boy’s a time bomb."</strong>

  • "Confessions" - Usher

    Then on November 5, Rob Ford came out of his office to surprise us all. "Ask me what you asked back in May," he commanded. "Exactly. Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine." <strong>Relevant lyrics: "Sittin’ here stuck on stupid, tryna figure out when, what, and how I'mma let this come out of my mouth; said it ain't gonna be easy, but I need to stop thinkin’, contemplatin’ be a man and get it over with (over with)."</strong>

  • "Apologize (Too Late)" - Timbaland (feat. One Republic)

    After further elaborating that his crack-smoking "probably occurred in one of my drunken stupors," he said, "all I can do is apologize and move on." But... <strong>Relevant lyrics: "It's too late to apologize, it's too late."</strong>

  • "Idiot" - Wavves

    Unfortunately, with every day that passed with no resignation and more allegations, Rob Ford seemed less and less like a man ready to deal with his problems, and more like, well, the title of the song in question. This was, of course, confirmed when he said “eating p---y” while wearing a sports jersey at City Hall on November 13. Relevant lyrics: "I’m not supposed to be a kid, but I'm an idiot; I'd say I’m sorry, but it wouldn't mean shit."

  • "No Snitchin'" - Chamillionaire

    And it all just kept getting worse. During council on November 12, Rob Ford began priding himself on his apologies, then admitted he "effed up" before promising he'd never "pinpoint" fellow council members because he's "not a rat." He'd also used the term on his ex-radio show ("I’m not a rat and I don't squeal on people") despite it being usually associated with the sort of thugs and gangsters Ford's been hanging out with. Relevant lyrics: "If you know what I know, then you’ll keep your mouth closed, we don't tolerate snitches."

  • "Stop" - Spice Girls

    Which brings us to Rob Ford having "more than enough to eat at home" according to his November 13 statement. Oh, and news that Doug and Rob Ford will now have a series on the Sun Network. Nope. Stop. Stop it right now. Goodbye. <strong>Relevant lyrics: "Stop right now, thank you very much."</strong>

  • "Headlines" - Drake

    Since Ford's admission, Toronto has found itself front and centre of international news, resulting in record-breaking levels of humiliation and cool-feeling on our part. On the one hand, "SNL," "The Daily Show," and "The Colbert Report" have served up the crème de la crème of Toronto-oriented satire. On the other, Rob Ford has appeared on Fox News and CNN to embarrass the city in person. <strong>Relevant lyric: "I might be too strung out on compliments, overdosed on confidence, started not to give a fuck and stopped fearing the consequence. Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments. Faded way too long, I'm floating in and out of consciousness."</strong>

  • "Powerless" - Nelly Furtado

    Aside from Rob Ford wearing his Argos jersey to Sunday's game and arguably cursing the team, he is being stripped of key mayoral powers by city council, rendering him a mere mortal (or councillor, I guess) who can no longer appoint a deputy mayor or executive committee members. Alas, he can still appear on his Sun TV show and Anderson Cooper 360. <strong>Relevant lyric: "But when you feel so powerless, what are you going to do?"</strong>

  • "Get Out (Leave)" - Jojo

    With only brother Doug Ford behind Rob Ford at City Hall, what has to happen before he goes to get actual help? How many more apologies can we possibly be on the receiving end of? How many more allegations need to come forward? How many more underworld ties are we going to see? How many more sports teams will have apologize for their jersey being worn by the mayor? How many more lists do we have to write? In the worlds of JoJo… <strong>Relevant lyric: "Get out – leave!"</strong>

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