Every week, we take a look at a celebrity who's wearing an uncomfortable-looking outfit and lovingly dissect their decision.

Last week: Ashley Madekwe's revealing jumpsuit

This Week: Miley Cyrus

Where: Instagram Land

That's Uncomfortable Fashion Crime: Short shorts

She went pantsless in Canada, wore "Pretty Woman" thigh-high boots and brought back mom jeans to the masses. (Girl really likes to be half-naked.)

But Miley Cyrus' latest outfit may take the cake for being her riskiest EVER (even more risqué than that short skirt).

The 20-year-old uploaded a selfie on Instagram this week which shows the pixie-haired "We Can't Stop" singer in twerking position wearing denim short shorts that rival Paulina Gretzky's bum-baring outfits.

"Dear VMAs, I am about to fvvvvckkkkk yoooooo shitttttt uppppppppp. Love, Miley," the, um, outspoken singer wrote.

You heard her MTV VMAs, watch out!

We're a bit afraid that Liam Hemsworth's fiancée is going to rip open the shorts thanks to her uncompromising position, which involves getting thisclose to a life-sized pink bear. Dear Miley: Please find a pair of shorts that cover your butt!

On the plus side, we're digging her Gwen Stefani-inspired double-bun hairdo and Dr Martens.

What do you think of Miley's look?

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  • Miley Cyrus

    Miley needs to get herself a new pair of shorts!

  • Ashley Madekwe

    Actress Ashley Madekwe attends the InStyle Summer Soiree held Poolside at the Mondrian hotel on August 14, 2013 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

  • Ashley Madekwe

    Actress Ashley Madekwe attends the InStyle Summer Soiree held Poolside at the Mondrian hotel on August 14, 2013 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

  • Ashley Madekwe

    Actress Ashley Madekwe attends the InStyle Summer Soiree held Poolside at the Mondrian hotel on August 14, 2013 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

  • Ashley Madekwe

    Actress Ashley Madekwe attends the InStyle Summer Soiree held Poolside at the Mondrian hotel on August 14, 2013 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

  • Fan Bingbing

    Actress Fan Bingbing (R) and actor Aarif Lee attend 'One Night Surprise' press conference at Shanghai World Financial Center on August 7, 2013 in Shanghai, China. (Photo by ChinaFotoPress/ChinaFotoPress via Getty Images)

  • Fan Bingbing

    Actress Fan Bingbing attends the premiere of film One Night Surprise on Wednesday August 7,2013 in Shanghai,China.(Photo by TPG/Getty Images)

  • Fan Bingbing

    Actress Fan Bingbing attends the premiere of film One Night Surprise on Wednesday August 7,2013 in Shanghai,China.(Photo by TPG/Getty Images)

  • Fan Bingbing

    Actress Fan Bingbing and director Jin Yimeng attend the premiere of film One Night Surprise on Wednesday August 7,2013 in Shanghai,China.(Photo by TPG/Getty Images)

  • Courtney Stodden

    TV Personality Courtney Stodden poses in a lettuce leaf bikini for PETA at Hollywood & Highland Center on July 31, 2013 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Paul Archuleta/FilmMagic)

  • Courtney Stodden

    TV Personality Courtney Stodden poses in a lettuce leaf bikini for PETA at Hollywood & Highland Center on July 31, 2013 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Paul Archuleta/FilmMagic)

  • Courtney Stodden

    TV Personality Courtney Stodden poses in a lettuce leaf bikini for PETA at Hollywood & Highland Center on July 31, 2013 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Paul Archuleta/FilmMagic)

  • Courtney Stodden

    Actor Doug Hutchison (L) and his wife TV Personality Courtney Stodden (R) poses in a lettuce leaf bikini for PETA at Hollywood & Highland Center on July 31, 2013 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Paul Archuleta/FilmMagic)

  • Selena Gomez

    Musical guest Selena Gomez performs on July 23, 2013 -- (Photo by: Paul Drinkwater/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)

  • Selena Gomez

    Musical guest Selena Gomez performs on July 23, 2013 -- (Photo by: Paul Drinkwater/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)

  • Selena Gomez

    Musical guest Selena Gomez performs on July 23, 2013 -- (Photo by: Paul Drinkwater/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)

  • Selena Gomez

    Musical guest Selena Gomez performs on July 23, 2013 -- (Photo by: Paul Drinkwater/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)

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  • Nicole Kidman

    Tom Cruise's ex may melt in her leather gown. Seriously, who wears a leather dress in the summer?

  • Sharon Stone

    We're glad Sharon Stone made if off Roberto Cavalli's yacht alive. She should have worn a glittery life vest while trying to walk on a slippery boat wearing stilettos and a gown that looks as if it could fall off her at any second.

  • Rosario Dawson

    Why would you wear a dress that will show off your nether regions when you walk? The actress must be faking that smile.

  • Irina Shayk

    Sure, the model has the goods, but would you feel comfortable wearing a dress that can barely contain your boobs?

  • Maya Diab

    The Lebanese singer and model can't be having much fun sucking in her stomach the whole night.

  • Tamara Ecclestone

    Only a British socialite would wear a dress that forces her to pose with her arms at an awkward angle.

  • Joan Smalls

    The dress is cute but we're afraid that the model's boots won't be able to come off, that's how tight they are.

  • Sonam Kapoor

    This dress is an illusion. The Indian actress <em>looks</em> comfortable but we bet she will have a hard time going to the toilet.

  • Julianne Moore

    We can picture the actress kicking her train so she can walk properly.

  • Gerald Dahan's guest

    We're not sure who the French comedian is standing beside, but we think she may have had trouble squeezing into that gown.

  • Alyson Le Borges

    Not only was the <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/20/allison-williams-doppelganger_n_3307833.html" target="_blank">French actress mistaken for "Girls" star Allison Williams</a> but we feel as if we should warn her about the baton that could hit her face at any moment.

  • Selita Ebanks

    Models can wear anything without complaint but if we were Selita, we would be desperately trying to scratch our backs as carefully as possible so as to not disturb the probably millions of dollars worth of jewels on the dress.

  • Hofit Golan

    The TV presenter looks as if she's about to be swallowed up by lace and taffeta.

  • Mystery Guest

    But how did our Mystery Guest ever get into this scary-looking outfit?

  • Karolina Kurkova

    We respect the model for wearing such a cool, bionic dress, but unfortunately, she won't be able to sit down.

  • Mystery Guest

    Mystery Guest strikes again in a honeycomb outfit. At least there are no bees.