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Clutches Are The Worst Bags Ever (GIFs)

11/07/2013 04:05 EST | Updated 11/07/2013 04:05 EST

Don't get us wrong - we love bags.

We carry them in all shapes and sizes from canvas totes (hello The Walrus!) to Louis Vuitton speedys and classic shoulder bags; we're all over the latest "it" bag (which just happens to be the drool-worthy Celine trapeze at the moment) - unless it happens to be a clutch.

Why so much hate towards the tiny purse? Let us tell you:

1. You can never fit all your stuff inside it.

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2. They're awkward to carry when you need to dance at the club.

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3. You can't sling them over your shoulder.

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4. You can't trust coat check to not lose it.

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5. Not enough room to put it on the dinner table.

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6. On the other hand, you will get it dirty if you leave it on the floor.

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7. Despite their small size, you somehow can't find anything inside it thanks to all the stuff you tried to cram in it.

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8. Clutch styles change ALL. THE. TIME.

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9. They can be ridiculously expensive.

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10. They're easy to lose.

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11. And finally... they're dangerous!

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