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Headlines: The Rob Ford Scandal As Told Through Song

HEADLINES: The Rob Ford Scandal As Told Through Song
TORONTO, CANADA - SEPTEMBER 30: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and Drake pose for a photo as it was announced the Toronto Raptors to host NBA All-Star 2016 announced during todays press conference at the Air Canada Centre on September 30 , 2013 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this Photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2013 NBAE (Photo by Dave Sandford/NBAE via Getty Images)
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TORONTO, CANADA - SEPTEMBER 30: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and Drake pose for a photo as it was announced the Toronto Raptors to host NBA All-Star 2016 announced during todays press conference at the Air Canada Centre on September 30 , 2013 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this Photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2013 NBAE (Photo by Dave Sandford/NBAE via Getty Images)

Just when you didn't think Rob Ford could get any worse, he does. From his proposal for mandatory drug testing for Toronto City Council members and manhandling reporters at City Hall, to opening up about his oral sex habits and appearing on Fox News, we've reached the point where it's almost like there's nothing Rob Ford won't do.

But frankly, we've had enough, so to channel our rage (since it's not like Rob Ford is going anywhere anytime soon), we've put together playlist of songs and explain how they chart the RoFo scandal timeline, from Arcade Fire's "The Suburbs" to Drake's "Headlines" to the Spice Girls' "Stop." (Unfortunately, there's not a song called, "UGHHHHHH Are You Kidding Me?!?")

In case anyone wants to turn our scandal song cycle into a "Mama Mia"-style Broadway musical, hit us up on the Twitter. We're gonna make millions!

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