Let the catiatorial games begin!
Or just let your cat terrorize visitors while wearing this diabolical onesie from a medieval-minded Etsy user named "schnabuble".
Sure, this $500 suit of battle armour won't transform her into Battlecat overnight, but it's prickly enough to discourage the claws of the rough-and-tumble cat kingdom.
Check out this handsome brute:
The listing for this catsuit is almost as entertaining as the thought of a leather-bound feline pouncing on your friends' faces:
"Your cat will become an unstoppable force for slaughter in this fully articulated suit, shielding him/her from foes while allowing unimpeded movement across the battlefield or living room floor. The imposing torso section features several riveted, articulated plates and a terrifying rack of dorsal spines. Your cat's hindquarters are sheathed beneath exquisitely arrayed overlapping scales stitched to a soft leather backing, adorned with nickel silver dome rivets. Midnight black scales and plates are finished with a glossy protective coat and seamlessly join together like the petals of a deadly flower."
And even if your cat doesn't normally wreak violence on others, it sure will cut a sleek figure in your window -- a warning to those who would trespass on your domain.
And a reminder that, yes, even cats can get more evil.
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