Let the catiatorial games begin!

Or just let your cat terrorize visitors while wearing this diabolical onesie from a medieval-minded Etsy user named "schnabuble".

Sure, this $500 suit of battle armour won't transform her into Battlecat overnight, but it's prickly enough to discourage the claws of the rough-and-tumble cat kingdom.

Check out this handsome brute:

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  • Cat Battle Armour

    From <a href="http://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/schnabuble?ref=l2-shopheader-name" target="_blank">schnabuble</a> at Etsy.com

  • Cat Battle Armour

  • Cat Battle Armour

  • Cat Battle Armour

  • Cat Battle Armour

The listing for this catsuit is almost as entertaining as the thought of a leather-bound feline pouncing on your friends' faces:

"Your cat will become an unstoppable force for slaughter in this fully articulated suit, shielding him/her from foes while allowing unimpeded movement across the battlefield or living room floor. The imposing torso section features several riveted, articulated plates and a terrifying rack of dorsal spines. Your cat's hindquarters are sheathed beneath exquisitely arrayed overlapping scales stitched to a soft leather backing, adorned with nickel silver dome rivets. Midnight black scales and plates are finished with a glossy protective coat and seamlessly join together like the petals of a deadly flower."

And even if your cat doesn't normally wreak violence on others, it sure will cut a sleek figure in your window -- a warning to those who would trespass on your domain.

And a reminder that, yes, even cats can get more evil.

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  • I hate you.

  • We ride...at dawn!

  • I demand attention.

  • Sushi?! Where?

  • Cat on the menu.

  • Hey you, human! Where's my milk?

  • Yeah I'm cute. And I can spell.



Did someone mention BATTLE CAT?