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Cat Battle Armour Makes Cats Extra Evil

At Last, Your Cat Is Complete
Etsy

Let the catiatorial games begin!

Or just let your cat terrorize visitors while wearing this diabolical onesie from a medieval-minded Etsy user named "schnabuble".

Sure, this $500 suit of battle armour won't transform her into Battlecat overnight, but it's prickly enough to discourage the claws of the rough-and-tumble cat kingdom.

Check out this handsome brute:

Cat Battle Armour

Cat Battle Armour

The listing for this catsuit is almost as entertaining as the thought of a leather-bound feline pouncing on your friends' faces:

"Your cat will become an unstoppable force for slaughter in this fully articulated suit, shielding him/her from foes while allowing unimpeded movement across the battlefield or living room floor. The imposing torso section features several riveted, articulated plates and a terrifying rack of dorsal spines. Your cat's hindquarters are sheathed beneath exquisitely arrayed overlapping scales stitched to a soft leather backing, adorned with nickel silver dome rivets. Midnight black scales and plates are finished with a glossy protective coat and seamlessly join together like the petals of a deadly flower."

And even if your cat doesn't normally wreak violence on others, it sure will cut a sleek figure in your window -- a warning to those who would trespass on your domain.

And a reminder that, yes, even cats can get more evil.

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