For teens who aren't into Valentine's Day, the Toronto Public Library has a solution: an Anti-Valentine's Day Anti-Party. Launched on the organization's website, events on Feb 10 and 13 invite teens to two different library locations to "create your own anti-romance book cover, test your knowledge of former celebrity couples and write the worst break-up letter."
Considering how many teens are uncomfortable with dating, or those who have no interest in being in relationships at all, this event seems like the perfect fit to, well, not celebrate Valentine's Day. Not to mention that it gets teens into the library, and hopefully, into books in a fun way.
However, the event wasn't without its controversy. When U.S. site Jezebel wrote a story about it earlier today, the event's posting was flooded with angry comments from people who felt it was sending the wrong message, particularly from a library. Specifically, they took issue with the invite, which stated: "Join us to vandalize romance novel covers, test your knowledge of former celebrity couples ..."
Commenters decried the insult to those who enjoy romance novels, and defacing other people's work (the library was quick to explain they would have photocopies of covers, not actual books available). In response to the outcry, the library changed its wording, but not the meaning behind it.
And truly, why should they? According to Romance Writers of America, only seven per cent of readers of romance novels are under the age of 18. Frankly, anyone who is attending an anti-Valentine's Day party probably isn't too inclined toward that genre of books, and as per a recent survey, Toronto doesn't even rate in the top 20 Canadian cities who purchase romance novels.
Your date could be a total drama queen.
Roy Lichtenstein, "Oh, Jeff...I Love You, Too...But..." (1964). Oil and Magna on canvas. 121.9 x 121.9 cm (48 x 48 in). © Estate of Roy Lichtenstein. Collection Simonyi.
Things could get a bit too '50 Shades'...
Henry Fuseli, "Brunhilde Observing Gunther, Whom She Has Tied to the Ceiling" (1807). Pencil, pen and ink and wash
Your date could have a very short temper.
Artemisia Gentileschi, <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/great-works/great-works-judith-beheading-holofernes-161213-artemisia-gentileschi-1807173.html">"Judith Beheading Holofernes" (1612-13).</a> Oil on canvas, 199 × 162 cm
Even absinthe may not be able to break the tension.
Edgar Degas, "In a cafe" or "L’Absinthe" (1873). Oil on canvas
Your date could be a vampire.
Edvard Munch, "Vampire" (1893). Oil on canvas 80.5 x 100.5 Goteborgs konstmuseum, Gothenborg © Munch Museum/Munch-EllingsendGroup/DACS 2012
Your date could be dead broke, and insist you pay for everything.
Barbara Kruger, "Love for Sale." (From the book "Love for Sale," a survey of Kruger's essays.)
Things could get weird.
Hieronymus Bosch, "The Garden of Earthly Delights" (1480-1505). Oil on panel Museo del Prado
Again, you really don't want to get beheaded, do you?
Franz Stuck, "Judith" (1927).
Your date could be a bit too honest.
Harland Miller, "Painting for Charles Addams" (2012). Oil on canvas 108 11/16 x 72 1/16 in. (276 x 183 cm) Photo: Ben Westoby
BONUS: Things could progress too quickly.
Egon Schiele, "The Family" (1918).