In Canada, this is what we call innovation.
Boston Pizza is currently carrying out "Pizza Game Changers," a spring promotion in which it comes up with new product ideas and asks the public to vote on which one it should make.
In fact, we're pretty sure the cake is the only product on the list we could see them making. Other "innovations" include pizza mints, a pizza protector and a gas-powered pizza cutter.
"Pizza Game Changers" ends June 1, according to the company's Facebook page. Check out what you can eat until then:
Chipotle and chicken taco wrapped in a pizza shell. Feed. Us. Now.
It has beef, black beans, cheesy queso dip, peppers, rice, tomatoes, cheddar, mozzarella, peppers and parmesan. This is what a calzone might look like if it were made in Mexico.
Spicy Steak and Potato Pizza
Anyone on a paleo diet should steer clear of this dish, which has cactus-cut potatoes, cheddar, mozzarella, BBQ steak and beer-braised onions.
Boston Pizza's Pizzaburger, just a little smaller. It's the kind of thing that Harold and Kumar would settle for if they couldn't find a White Castle.
Sriracha Chicken Pizza
Try to imagine Sriracha in place of tomato sauce and you have a pretty good idea of how hot this is.
Because some people just can't master a regular napkin.
Because it just looks that much cooler than carrying a pen in your front left pocket.
Pizza Car Freshener
Why can't your car ALWAYS smell like you just brought a pizza home?
Give your slice the Fort Knox treatment.
Pizza Cheese Clippers
Sometimes teeth just can't do the trick.
Gas-Powered Pizza Cutter
It has a four-stroke, two-horsepower engine and a steel-alloy cutting blade. You know, in case you want to douse your walls in marinara sauce.
Perfect for a first date!
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