07/16/2014 03:07 EDT | Updated 09/15/2014 05:59 EDT

John Daly, SpongeBob paired at British Open

(Music fades in)

CAPTAIN: Are you ready, kids?

KIDS: Aye, Aye, Captain!

CAPTAIN: I can't hear you. 


                Who lives at the bottom of John Daly's pant leg, do you see?


CAPTAIN: Rebellious and bold and cartoonish is he...

KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants!

CAPTAIN: If links golf nonsense be something you wish...

KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants!

CAPTAIN: Then drop in the putt and flop like a fish...

KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants!

CAPTAIN: Ready?!?

KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!

EVERYBODY: Sponge-Bob-Square-Pants!

(Music fades out)