If you're trapped on a packed streetcar, headed for a hot date with a Metro lineup, this is for you.
You hate the noise from Williams Landing
You have made noise at Williams Landing
You're an expert at dodging dog poop
But you've stepped in some here
Because in Liberty, a French bully is the new baby
You dream of a new way over the train tracks
And have nightmares about waiting to get on to Strachan...
You feel like this about the never-ending construction
And you think Atlantic is the perfect name for this street
Because the distance to Strachan feels positively oceanic
No wonder you're so excited about the footbridge that's on the way
Like really excited
You're sick and tired of having only one bus route
And just the thought of the King streetcar gives you a panic attack
No wonder you're so excited about this new (non-TTC) bus
Like really excited
Sometimes you want to kill the TFC fans on East Liberty
But you still love going to TFC games
Because there is nothing else like this in Toronto
You upgraded from IKEA to West Elm/EQ3 for the first time when you moved to the hood
But somehow your apartment still looks like this
You hope there are spots in hell reserved for whoever is setting off the condo fire alarm at 2 a.m.
... And for people who move without booking the elevator
You hate the Metro with the fire of 1000 suns...
But you can't bring yourself to buy groceries somewhere further away
The only thing you hate more than Metro is GoodLife
Dante's inferno omitted one of the levels of hell; don't worry though I found it. Try the Goodlife gym in liberty village at 5. It's a treat— Zander Robinson87 (@ZanderRobinson) September 9, 2014
OMG there is so much cologne & spray tan at the goodlife in liberty village.— Abigail VanDenBroek (@bigail) November 27, 2013
I swear to David Patchell Evans that if this man-boobed juicer at Liberty Village Goodlife stares at me one more time, I will puke on him.— Lauren O'Neil (@laurenonizzle) January 8, 2012
But you can't bring yourself to work out somewhere further away
You throw all your booze bottles down this
Because WHY DOESN'T THE BEER STORE HAVE BOTTLE RETURN?!?
But it's not all bad
You're close to everything awesome
And the views aren't bad either
nice view ;) "@jenspbutler: Sunrise from Liberty Village this AM pic.twitter.com/a4FK4ZPgpo"— Rebecca (@Rebu23) March 13, 2013
No wonder you (and what seems like everyone else) moved to Liberty
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