When it comes to searching for porn, Canadians prefer “boobs” and Americans prefer “butts.”
That puts the two nations on opposite sides of what is clearly a very important global cultural divide.
According to research from Pornhub, the world is divided into two camps: The north, including Canada, Europe and China, where boobs are preferred to butts, and the south, including the U.S., Latin America and Africa, where they like big butts and they cannot lie.
Some other interesting results:
-- Foot fetishism is heavily concentrated in the Middle East.
-- Northern and eastern Europeans have a thing for legs.
-- Many U.S. states bordering Canada are like Canada: They like boobs over butts.
It’s all part of research the porn streaming site carried out with Swiss news site 20 Minuten.
Pornhub has a Canadian connection: It’s owned by MindGeek, a Montreal-founded company that has now come to dominate the online porn industry.
Yes, Canadians can be proud that, even though oil prices are plummeting and everyone’s wondering what’ll drive our exports now, we have a solid footing in smut.
Now go back to your boob searches, you pervs.
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