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Things I Never Said Until I Had A Son

Things I Never Said Until I Had A Son
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We recently posted an image on our Facebook page called "20 things I never said until I had a son." They included things like: "Put your penis away," "Where are your pants?" and "Who peed on the floor?" We asked if you had any phrases to add to the list and, of course, you delivered even funnier one-liners.

Here are our favourites! (To anyone expecting a boy... be prepared!)

"You are free to play with it just do it in your room."

Things I Never Said Until I Had A Son

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