But a sexy pizza rat? That's a new one.
Yandy.com has a treasure trove of ridiculous sexy costumes. But we're astonished at this one, which, we presume, is based on a YouTube video that shows a rodent carrying a slice of pizza into a New York subway station.
Here's what the costume looks like:
For US$89.95, you too can dress as a rat dragging pizza along the ground in a public subway station. But in a sexy way.
What's next? Sexy sneezing baby panda?
Sexy dramatic look gopher?
Sexy keyboard cat?
Now that we think about it, the last three would probably be better than this one.
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