Sexy Pizza Rat Is Peak Stupid Sexy Costume

We've seen a sexy clownfish. A sexy shark attack. Sexy French fries.

But a sexy pizza rat? That's a new one.

Yandy.com has a treasure trove of ridiculous sexy costumes. But we're astonished at this one, which, we presume, is based on a YouTube video that shows a rodent carrying a slice of pizza into a New York subway station.

For US$89.95, you too can dress as a rat dragging pizza along the ground in a public subway station. But in a sexy way.

Now that we think about it, the last three would probably be better than this one.

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