We thought "sexy pizza rat" was peak stupid sexy costume.
We were wrong.
It's been topped by a "sexy green poop costume."
Which, as you can imagine, is really not sexy at all. Let's take a look, shall we?
There it is, in all its glory.
The costume is based on Burger King's "Halloween Whopper," a black-bunned burger that reportedly turned people's stool green.
— Smokey Martling (@SmokeyMartling) October 3, 2015
My poop has been green since I ate the Halloween Whopper at Burger King the other day... Thanks @BurgerKing— IG: PeteyPlastic (@PeteyPlastic) October 5, 2015
HalloweenCostumes.com has produced a step-by-step guide for making it:
The instructions are pretty simple. You take a regular poo costume, spray-paint it green and add some accessories.
Then ask your bestie to dress up as a black-bunned burger.
It makes for, um, a unique couple's costume.
And an equally awkward group costume.
At least it's not as offensive as sexy Donald Trump.
It certainly has that going for it.
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