A Toronto woman's now-viral poop story is one poop story you'll never be able to flush out your memory.
Makela, a 19-year-old Twitter user by the name of @_blotty, went to epic lengths to describe a first date where she was forced to wrap her poop in toilet paper and put it in her purse. Documenting the whole saga on Twitter, she said she had to make the "hard decision" when her date's toilet didn't work.
And while people are either grossed out or laughing hysterically, it really makes us all wonder, what would you have done in her situation?
“I don't think I realized what I was doing was completely insane until I put it in my purse and I sat down (on his couch) and he called me beautiful," she told the Toronto Star.
The 18-part story, starts with Makela talking about going to her date's place and because she was a "confident, calm and self-assured woman," pooping in his bathroom wasn't an issue.
Properly. So, of course, like any calm, confident, self assured woman. I panicked. And flushed it a million times, making everything worse— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
Something came over me. And I knew exactly what I had to do. I got toilet paper and removed the one poop from the toilet. Once that was done— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
I'd DEFINITELY been in there too long. So, again, making another horrible decision. I did the only thing I could think to do. I wrapped it— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
At one point, she even texted her sister for advice.
At this point, I text my sister for advice pic.twitter.com/lMeX55iiH4— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
And while pooping and farting is natural for both men and women, there's been much back and forth as to when you should feel comfortable taking a poop in your partner's home, Bustle notes. And as tempting as it may be to hold it, especially on a first date, let's all get one thing clear: your significant other knows you poop.
To read Makela's full story, piece-by-piece, check it out on Twitter here.
Everyone needs to read this 😂 pic.twitter.com/L5OJ791oF2— FREDDY (@FreddyAmazin) March 23, 2016
So what happened to the poop in her bag? Watch the full video above to find out.
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