Pokémon Go Erotica Is Already Here

07/12/2016 12:13 EDT | Updated 07/12/2016 12:13 EDT

The human mind knows no limits.

It can take man to the moon or reboot "Full House" on Netflix. It can envision a wedding for dogs and carry through with it.

The human mind can also eroticize anything it chooses to, including this week's global-and-all-over-your-social-media-feeds phenomenon, Pokémon Go.

We are talking about erotica, so a warning: this gets NSFW right about — now.

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The cover for Chuck Tingle's erotic novel based on Pokémon Go. (Photo: Chuck Tingle/Facebook)

Enter Chuck Tingle's Pokebutt Go: Pounded By 'Em All, a 4,000-word story of "sizzling human on gay Pokebutt action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies, and digital monster love."

Tingle, who has written works like Schrodinger's Butt and Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner, published his Pokémon take on Amazon on Sunday, just four days after the game's official release.

It's all yours for $3.90 (as an e-book).

Here's the synopsis from Tingle's Amazon page:

Torbit is worried. After witnessing a slew of dazed roaming men and women buried in their phones, he’s beginning to think that this might be the start of a terrifying zombie film. Upon further investigation, however, Torbit realizes that they are all playing a hot new mobile game, Pokebutt Go.

Curious to see what all of the fuss is about, Torbit plugs in and sets out to capture a nearby Pokebutt within his own balls, but when he arrives at the location of this rare beast, Torbit suddenly realizes that he might have bitten off more than he can chew.

Now face-to-face with a handsome yellow bigfoot named Peebaroo, who sports a zig-zag tail, Torbit realizes that the only way to catch this majestic creature… is within the depths of his own butt.

This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on gay Pokebutt action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies, and digital monster love.

You can check out more of Tingle's titles at his author page.

(H/t Kotaku)

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