"It got Grandma!"
Probably not the words Grandma wanted to hear, when the "it" referred to a handful of chimpanzee poop.
In a video posted to YouTube on Sunday, a chimpanzee jumps around excitedly at the John Ball Zoo in Grand Rapids, Mich., before lobbing a piece of poo into a crowd of visitors.
His aim is impeccable, if not unfortunate — seconds later, the camera shows a big brown glob hanging off the nose of an older woman.
Poor, poor Grandma. We hope someone treated her to a nice lunch after this.