If you can work and talk at the same time, you might be a good fit for Elmsdale Landscaping.
The Nova Scotia company recently posted a hiring ad on Facebook that seems to have connected with a lot of managers and employers.
"Please do not apply if you oversleep, have court often, do not have a babysitter everyday, have to get rides to work later than our work day begins," the ad states.
Getting regular flat tires is also an instant deal-breaker.
Prospective employees can look forward to competitive wages and health plans, but will have to "remember to come back to work after lunch."
If you're interested in applying (and are willing to take advice after your first day), here's the ad:
It definitely hit a nerve. "I'm stealing this for next time I'm hiring," joked one Facebook response.
Laura Coupar from Elmsdale explained to CTV News that because the company relies on small crews to work together, one absence can affect the whole job.
So far, the landscaping firm has received 200 applications.
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