An Open Letter to Stephen Colbert from Vacay.ca:
It takes one to know one, Colbert.
You sank to a new bottom when you called the fine city of Windsor, Canada the "Earth's rectum." You have shafted Windsor before, naming it the "worst place on Earth" five years ago and now you are fingering it again.
Earth's rectum? Windsor, Ontario? You, sir, need to consult a proctologist. It's clear your brains were sucked out with everything else during your last colonoscopy. Your attempt to taint the City of Roses smells. Here are some enlightening facts about the city wrongly touched by your tongue:
So, that should be proof enough that Windsor is not the Earth's rectum. But you knew that already, didn't you? As anyone can tell, your attempt to thrust such a label upon an unsuspecting and innocent town has to do with your own childhood secret. The true rectum of the Earth isn't Windsor, Ontario at all, but James Island, a little bit of South Carolina territory whose name is an anagram for ... Jam n Ass Deli*. It is also the home of one Stephen Colbert. That's right, Stephen, you are a Jam n Ass Deli man. Now that the truth is out, we expect you will eat your words. Your ruse to smear the name of Canada's southernmost city is over, Colbert. Leave Windsor alone!
Team Vacay.ca -- Happy Defenders of All Things Good and Clean About Canada
*Other anagrams for James Island: Ass Lined Jam, Jaild Ass Men, Me Ass n d Jail
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