Ever been assaulted by someone's perfume?

I'm guilty -- I cleared an elevator last week. Not because I'm a dink; I was just too gung-ho with my spritzing. Ask the woman I perfume-bombed with my thick cloud of Creed's exotic, warm and spicy Royal Oud fragrance.

Remember when your grandmother used to tell you to only wear your Vanderbilt Perfume by Gloria Vanderbilt on special occasions? Then she'd show you how to hold the glass bottle properly, spray a little onto the palms of your hands and then dab the powdery floral perfume onto your pulse...

I'll admit, I'm not entirely sane when it comes to perfume. One of the hardest questions for me to answer is "What's your favourtite scent?" I like everything to smell good. All. The. Time. And not just in the typical way, like how the house smells like family and love...