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Dear Krista Ford, I Was Sexually Assaulted, but Not Dressed Like a Whore

Posted: 08/30/2012 12:50 pm

Dear a lot of people, but specifically Ms. Krista Ford,

In advance I'd like to say I am sorry. This is not the ideal situation to first acquaint oneself with someone and I am mortified. Sorry! However, under the circumstance, I feel like you owe me a moment of your time, even though we've never met.

The circumstance being you called me a whore.

I should clarify: I'm one of the victims of the recent string of sexual assaults in the Annex. 'Sup? It's nice to make your acquaintance.

So, you've called me a whore. Here we are. This is awkward now, isn't it? You're probably wondering if I'm going to challenge you on having been a member of Lingerie League. I'm not, because I'd never slut-shame another woman. I believe you have a right to your body and regardless of how you do or don't dress it, I believe you have a right to respect and personal security. I guess that's the key difference in our thinking. You could wear a T-shirt that says "I'm literally asking for it," and I'd still advocate for your security.

That's what I'm asking for this brief moment of your day, for your edification. You're a woman and you should know that your body is yours and yours alone. No matter how you dress it, you have a right -- an actual Charter of Rights and Freedom right -- to not be sexually assaulted. You are entitled to life, liberty and the security of person. Welcome to Canada - you live here! If you weren't aware of your Charter rights, other Canadian things you may have missed out on are double-doubles, good maple syrup, and Beachcombers*, so check that shit out.

For the record, I was sexually assaulted while wearing a knee-length polka-dot dress. The last time I wore that dress, it was to Easter dinner at my Gran's, where I'm fairly certain I could make little to no money whoring.

With due repect / sorry,
Alice Moran
Canadian / Comedian / Beachcombers Enthusiast

*I love Beachcombers.

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Dear a lot of people, but specifically Ms. Krista Ford, In advance I'd like to say I am sorry. This is not the ideal situation to first acquaint oneself with someone and I am mortified. Sorry! Howev...
Dear a lot of people, but specifically Ms. Krista Ford, In advance I'd like to say I am sorry. This is not the ideal situation to first acquaint oneself with someone and I am mortified. Sorry! Howev...
 
 
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05:47 AM on 09/16/2012
The "sorry s" were facetious ; the article wasn't witty.
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albertarick
These are questions for wise men with skinny arms
02:53 PM on 09/03/2012
Great, witty article, except for the apologies.
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lilkitten22
Be the change that you wish to see in the world
07:22 PM on 09/01/2012
No one deserves that, I'm sorry for you, but don't listen to her, no one should, all the times she has spoken, she just proves she has no brain
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Marg Wood
Peace
10:18 PM on 08/31/2012
I'm sorry this happened to you. Thank you for speaking out! I hope you get the help and support you need. I also hope that those who just don't get will use there heads and at least think about their narrow minded attitudes towards women!
01:07 AM on 08/31/2012
Alice - no need for YOU to apologize. Excellent article. Thank you.
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cwebster
predominantly exasperated
09:38 PM on 08/30/2012
Sorry for what happened to you, but thank you for speaking out.
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DidiM
Human 'being'
06:08 PM on 08/30/2012
Bravo Alice!! Beyond excellent and as cinderelladressmaker said: "On behalf of the human race, my apologies for your sexual assault". That creature who called you that name - obviously hasn't risen the the human being or animal kingdom level, in my opinion. Totally devoid of compassion or empathy - or common sense imho.
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05:54 PM on 08/30/2012
We all know what Krista meant.
Then WHY do we pretend, WE DO NOT KNOW?
Just slashing young women and her family......interesting to say the least.
05:25 AM on 08/31/2012
It appears to be purposefully disingenuous bandwagon idiocy. There is a great sense of irony alongside accusations of Krista being dim or stupid. They are blaming Krista for having an opinion on how to stay safe. This is self-righteous hypocrisy at its best.

This incident could have been a great teaching opportunity. But I don't see people referring to studies and expert analysis. I just see people putting words in Krista's mouth that were never there and making accusations.
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LauraBethT
05:46 PM on 08/30/2012
That was exceptionally brave of you to come forward and write this. Good on you, I hope everyone takes a moment to read this.
04:47 PM on 08/30/2012
All I heard were the bad words, so I'm righting you off.
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agness nutter
What fresh hell is this?
02:54 AM on 08/31/2012
Good for you. There's a lot that needs to be righted.
12:23 AM on 09/25/2012
Learn grammar.
04:35 AM on 09/25/2012
I think you mean, Learn how to spell. :)
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MissHtoA
Bad Religion is my gospel.
04:42 PM on 08/30/2012
It's tragic that this letter even had to be made. I wonder how people like Krista feel about SA's that happen in the colder months of Canadian winters. Maybe their parkas weren't long enough, I suppose.
04:10 PM on 08/30/2012
Amazing. Just amazing.
04:00 PM on 08/30/2012
The learning curve has a way of jumping up and bonking everyone in the head as we all learn and grow.
Each individual adds to their 360 degree knowledge of an issue through individual exposure to an issue.
I'd say this may be one of Krista Ford's public learning moments, seeing as how she put it out
publicly.
03:49 PM on 08/30/2012
"sup?"
Say it like it is girl!
03:37 PM on 08/30/2012
Thank you Alice for putting into words what many of us were thinking. I am sorry for your pain. Idiocy, it seems, is a common human failing. No one, I repeat, no one has the right to rob someone of their humanity which is what sexual assualt does. It is not about lust it is about power and control and these are not dependant on the way the other person dresses or how they act but rather on the attitude and sickness of the perpetrator. Stop victimizing the victim and place the blame where it belongs.