Adam McDowell is a Toronto-based freelance journalist. He writes about many things (see AdamMcDowell.com), but booze seems to get the biggest reactions. In addition to serving as drinks columnist for the National Post, he chronicles his bibulous adventures at ThatSweetBurn.com.
If you want a stuffed crust, go to Pizza Hut. If you want a vodka and soda, head to a club that does bottle service. I wouldn't serve you either one at the amazing pizza and cocktail parlour I just dreamed up.