I told my brother-in-law, that at my house blowjobs are given out for hung-up jackets. Without even lifting his head, he scoffed, "Oh, if that were only true!" He was right. Sadly, it is not true. Would BJs be enough to train his brain to think, "Hmmm, this jacket doesn't go on the floor, maybe I'll put it in the closet"? I don't know.