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These Breasts Are Real and They're Mine

Posted: 10/08/2012 11:04 am

This week's post is a little different. While I typically focus on style, trends and what's hot, I recently noticed something that had me intrigued. And with all my recent talk about confidence, it's piqued my interest. I wonder whether it's a lack of confidence that creates this fascination, whether it's simply curiosity or whether it's something else entirely...

If you missed the first episode of The Bachelor Canada, then you missed all the boob talk. Boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs. There. Now you're all caught up. There was a great deal of talk about whose boobs were fake, whose were real and how to tell. One bachelorette said that she just knew how to spot them. I must have been born without that gene.

I know that many men are obsessed with boobs, but I had no idea that some women are too. Why is it that some women are so fascinated with whether or not another woman's breasts are "real" or "fake"?

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Is it only the women that haven't had any augmentation that are concerned or do women that have had some sort of enhancement care too? And why do they care? Are they merely looking out for humankind or is it really the green-eyed monster rearing its ugly head?

Here's another thing I'm confused by: all this talk about "real" and "fake." If a woman's breasts aren't real, then what are they? Imaginary? Did I just pretend to see them?

And what exactly is a "fake" boob? Because whether or not a woman's breast is filled with tissue, saline or silicone, it's still a breast. Is a potato stuffed with cheese no longer a potato? I rest my case.

One last question: what's with all the talk about ownership? "Oh, no. Those aren't hers. She's had them done." Really. Then whose are they? I think that if a woman drops thousands of dollars on a couple little bags of fluid, they're hers. Perhaps she should carry her receipt around to prove it.

Here's the thing: you don't see men wasting precious time discussing whether or not a woman's breasts are "real." They're too busy enjoying the view and devising ways of getting their hands on them.

Perhaps we women should take our cue from the men (other than the hand thing). If we see another woman with what we suspect to be implants, maybe we should just enjoy the view and wish her well. Maybe we should respect each other's right to choose, focus on ourselves, live and let live.

And in case anyone has the nerve to ask, just tell them the truth. They're real, and they're all mine.

 

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This week's post is a little different. While I typically focus on style, trends and what's hot, I recently noticed something that had me intrigued. And with all my recent talk about confidence, it's ...
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12:21 AM on 10/10/2012
Another alternative is written on a button my wife wears: "Of course they're fake, my real ones tried to kill me".

Necessity sometimes trumps choice...
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Tony Pepperoni
Where did all the good Republicans go?
04:20 PM on 10/09/2012
This is a strange obsession. My wife has large breasts (of the natural variety) and many people have commented to her that they are not real, like they were outing some scandalous secret she had been keeping from the world. People talk about implants like they are an illegal advantage that ought to be recognized so that they don't get some unwarranted male attention. "Attention men! That women's breasts may look and feel great, but she is unnatural, don't hit on her!"

They don't do this for make up, or expensive clothes, or dyed hair, or high heels. Strange indeed.
04:57 PM on 10/09/2012
"look and feel great", really? cause I think they look and feel like bad milk in a plastic bag... >_>
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Tony Pepperoni
Where did all the good Republicans go?
12:26 PM on 10/10/2012
Either you have never felt them, or the ones you did feel were done in a back alley. Milk? Plastic? The skin is still real you do know that right?
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King Stevie Harper
04:16 PM on 10/09/2012
Actually men do discuss real vs fake, and generally prefer real, as in real women, not fake ones. A potato stuffed with cheese is a basically a potato skin covering up a cheeseball.
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geminivoyager
02:28 PM on 10/09/2012
good comment Barb
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Glass Cannon
Let every eye negotiate for itself.
02:06 PM on 10/09/2012
A stuffed potato is a tastier potato.
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LGC1953
Be careful what you ask for, you might get it
10:47 PM on 10/08/2012
Had yours done, did you?
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Barbara Aleks Hecht
01:30 PM on 10/09/2012
So I must have had mine done to respect another woman's right to choose? Hmm
08:25 PM on 10/09/2012
No, it's probably your bitterness that's giving people that idea.
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LGC1953
Be careful what you ask for, you might get it
01:24 AM on 10/10/2012
Hmmmmm - I didn't read anywhere is your article where you stated anything about respecting a woman's right to choose. So did you or didn't you have them done?
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LGC1953
Be careful what you ask for, you might get it
10:46 PM on 10/08/2012
There is nothing more unattractive than a set of breasts augmented with silicone!!
12:43 AM on 10/09/2012
I love the smell of silicone in the morning.
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Tony Pepperoni
Where did all the good Republicans go?
04:12 PM on 10/09/2012
This is a ridiculous statement. If a woman with small breasts has augmentation and gets average sized breasts you would probably never know.
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LGC1953
Be careful what you ask for, you might get it
01:21 AM on 10/10/2012
Nonsense - silicone is as obvious as the nose on your face!
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LGC1953
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01:27 AM on 10/10/2012
Silicone breasts stand out like a sore thumb!
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Zozzer
Dum Spiro Spero - While I breath, I hope.
07:54 PM on 10/08/2012
Well as a guy i have to say that many breasts that are obviously fake (i.e. they don't move) I find unattractive as is the ones made to be of ridiculous size. I tend to prefer a natural look, like makeup it's best when you can't tell that it's been applied. As with breasts, they should look and feel natural.
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Pondering panda
04:32 PM on 10/08/2012
I enjoyed your asked and answered questions. Good job!
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Barbara Aleks Hecht
01:37 PM on 10/09/2012
Thank you