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My Manifesto For the Occupy Movement

Posted: 11/08/11 02:36 PM ET

The Wall Street occupiers have some legitimate grievances, but are effectively asking redress of the grievances by their authors.

The complaints against the Wall Street bailouts, in which they echo the Tea Partiers they affect to despise, are not well-founded. The taxpayers will make money on the bailouts and great misery and confusion has been avoided by them, though Paulson's original TARP plan of the government buying distressed assets directly was nonsense.

There have been design errors in the bailouts, such as that so much of the payoff in the automobile industry has been to the egregious, Luddite, avaricious United Auto Workers, which was the greatest single architect of the near-death and out-of-body experiences of the once invincible U.S. auto industry. This bailout complaint by the occupiers is also inconsistent with the succeeding complaint that organized labour is under siege from the U.S. government, which is in fact grovelling to it, completely undeservedly. (General Motors has 10 UAW pensioner/shareholders for every active autoworker.)

The occupiers need hardly add their voices to those from time immemorial against the hardy perennials among public grievances, such as age, sex, racial, and orientation discrimination. And it is not clear what they are complaining about in respect of an alleged monopoly in farming, sophistical legalities, the sale of privacy of the public (as a "commodity"), "colonialism at home and abroad," and "misinformation through control of the media."

Less challenging to comprehension are complaints about torture and murder of prisoners and unspecified foreigners, and anger that student loans are not outright gifts, about the outsourcing of jobs, the nature and size of political donations, the alleged frustration of the development of alternative energy sources and the covering up of oil spills, and general complaints about weapons of mass destruction.

This is the usual, incoherent, sophomoric grab-bag of populist grumbles, and there is some legitimacy to some of them. Also as usual, the protesters, led by the Canadian organization Adbusters and professional Canadian dissident Kalle Lasn, have been witty, in sending up the pomposity of the system by adapting Jefferson's Nuremberg-like indictment of poor old George III (but Jefferson's blood libel on the American Indians that accompanied it) in the Declaration of Independence. It was a little like John Kerry's anti-Vietnam protest at the Capitol in 1971, utilizing the most stilted Pentagonese jargon to describe demonstrations "athwart hostile infiltration" of the Congress, and so forth.

Such an unfocussed and scatter-gun assault is already pressing sympathetic buttons, and profiting from the usual heavy-footed public relations blundering of the municipal authorities, and the straight-man impressionability of patronizing editorialists. Even Mayor Michael Bloomberg, normally something of a fellow traveller with faddish protesters, has become quite belligerent, as he has paid for 10 years of municipal extravagance with the fiscal froth from Wall Street commissions and bonuses.

If the occupiers and their organizers and spokespeople, including the capable Christopher Hedges, (though he is now audibly verging on intoxication with the purple vapour of his own verbosity), and the unfeasibly abrasive Marxist myth-maker Naomi Klein want to last, they are going to have to do some strategic thinking and stop shouting long enough to acquire some tactical finesse.

To start, they must realize what they are opposing -- there is no reason simply to excuse all student and other loans. The occupiers don't know anything about agriculture, privacy, or colonialism. They would be insane to advocate unilateral disarmament, as the U.S. has used its WMD arsenal judiciously since (and before) Nagasaki; or to climb aboard the global warming bandwagon now that its wheels have left its axels in all four directions.

And they are going to have to do a lot better than their present counter-cultural, urban guerrilla reform plan: restoration of Glass-Steagall, more vigorous prosecution of financial criminals, reversal of the Supreme Court Citizen's decision on electoral campaign financing by corporations, adoption of Warren Buffett's tax proposals, restaffing and hyperactivation of the Security and Exchanges Commission (SEC), tighter rules against regulators becoming employees of those they formerly regulated, and the end of the "personhood" of corporations.

This too is just a rag-bag of simplistic liberal flummeries; Nancy Pelosi claptrap. An occupation of Wall Street to monumentalize the already very imposing (at 6'8) Paul Volcker, and to adopt the tax suggestions of one of Wall Street's most ruthless and accomplished sharks, good old Uncle Warren in his viyella shirt and corduroy trousers, (who paid less than $7 million on income of $63 million last year), is a piquant confession of the innocence of the occupiers once they get south of Canal Street. And if they imagine that they are going to achieve anything desirable from the SEC, the supremely redundant appendix of American public life, or the under-worked, over-analyzed, colonnaded embourgeoisement of the American legal jungle complicit in the disappearance of the Bill of Rights into the sunset of simpler and more honest times, they are terminally naive.

If the occupiers want to be more than an evanescent magic carpet for a gaggle of hacks, gasbags, and kooks, they will have to produce a leadership and a program worthy of being taken seriously as an alternative to what they are protesting against, and make alliances with other dissenters. Right now, they are just like the idiots who smash up the McDonald's outlet at Davos each year, the anti-globalists at G7, G8, and G20 meetings, who are the football hooligans of political protest. They should stop invoking the fraudulent Arab Spring (now reduced to the massacre of Christians in Egypt and of Kurds in Syria), and attacking the Tea Partiers, who agree with them about bailouts, banks, monopolies and political corruption, and got there first and have scores of congressmen and many millions of dollars. The Tea Party doesn't have to try to run a Tentifada in Lower Manhattan to get any attention, and doesn't need a publicity-seeking, gonzo, Marxist harridan like Naomi Klein as a drawing card.

They must leapfrog the Tea Party and not go to a war with it in a contest they can't win. The occupiers must recognize, as the Tea Party does, that capitalism is the only system that works, as it is the only one that conforms to the almost universal human desire for individual gain; and that the pursuit of gain will almost always, by its open-ended objective, lead to a crack-up eventually. Governments almost never have the least aptitude to deal with the resulting shambles, but there is no one else to do it, as governments make and enforce the laws, assess and collect and dispense taxes, and control the money supply.

The occupiers must realize that they are not railing against a few crooked bankers and politicians, but against the American commercial, political, academic, and media elites that have failed across the board. None of the central, lending or investment bankers, academic economists or financial media, or supposedly economically literate politicians saw this crisis coming, except for a couple of wingy professors and hedge fund managers, who took the concept of voices in the wilderness to Hansel and Gretel forest depths.

The occupiers should denounce the shameful effort of the bi-partisan political class to blame this mess exclusively on private sector greed, when it was the Clinton and Bush administrations that forced the financial industry into trillions of dollars of worthless real estate-backed securities in pursuit of higher family home ownership levels (and larger campaign contributions from the building trade unions and the real estate developers). The bi-partisan political class had the brainwaves of outsourcing scores of millions of jobs while admitting tens of millions of unskilled, illegal migrants; and borrowing trillions of dollars from China and Japan to buy trillions of dollars of cheap and luxury goods (largely from China and Japan) that America formerly made for itself.

This was the strategic afterpiece of a country that had, in the 210 years from its founding in 1783 to the fall of the Berlin Wall, plotted and achieved a vertical and vertiginous rise from obscurity to global preeminence without the least precedent or parallel in the history of the world. This is the vortex the occupiers seek to fill, and they won't do it with Naomi Klein's grating piffle; nor by importuning the SEC.

Even in the horrible year of 1968, scarred by the King and Robert Kennedy assassinations, race and anti-war riots, and Vietnam, Lyndon Johnson, Robert Kennedy, Hubert Humphrey, Nelson Rockefeller, Ronald Reagan, and Richard Nixon were all, at one point or another, running for president. This year, as everyone knows, the likeliest challengers have passed and despite a very mediocre administration, there is no Democratic challenge to the incumbent as Gene McCarthy challenged LBJ in 1968 and Teddy Kennedy challenged Jimmy Carter in 1980.

The occupiers should make common cause with the Tea Party and other reasonably sane protest movements. The way to cool out the obscene excesses of the financial community and cut the domestic public sector deficit and unacceptable income disparities at the same time, is to tax optional financial transactions and certain categories of secondary financial income. The way to deal with poverty is with a self-reducing tax on very high individual net worths (let's put Uncle Warren to the test), which could be met by poverty reduction programs designed and administered by the taxpayers themselves. The tax would eliminate itself as defined poverty was reduced and would involve the wealthiest people and most agile financial talents in the reduction of poverty and give them an incentive to succeed. (Buffett's proposals are a publicity stunt, and if enacted, would not reduce the federal budget deficit by one half of one per cent.)

Student and other loans should be restructured, the actuarial assumptions of Social Security adjusted, taxes simplified, labour strikes discouraged, and under-documented aliens enticed away from sub-minimum wage rolling of Hollywood tennis courts to win back jobs in simple manufacturing. (Whatever happened to Westinghouse alarm clocks?) And instead of grumbling about legal fineries, the occupiers should demand the radical resurrection of the Bill of Rights that has been raped by lawless prosecutors with the fascistic plea bargain system, with the full complicity of the highest courts. The prosecutocracy should be put strictly back in its place and the addiction to over-sentencing, starting with the barbarism of the death penalty, should be reversed. The corrupt, misnamed (and decisively unsuccessful) war on drugs should be ended, soft drugs legalized, treatment emphasized, and the laws applied equally to blacks and whites and poor and wealthy areas, and the effort to induce civil wars in other countries over supply, (Mexico in particular), abandoned. The fable of global warming and the deranged nostrums that have come with it must be abandoned.

A program including those elements would sweep the nation and impress the world. Christopher Hedges could think in these terms. If the occupiers don't have a burst of originality soon, they will be sent packing by the local police and will be neither remembered nor lamented.

 
 
 
 
 
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10:18 AM on 11/18/2011
Some very good points, but....... the banks were "forced" into trillions of dollars of real-estate related securities? The "fable" of global warming? You reduce your credibility when you make statements like this that are so patently untrue. These aren't even differences of opinion but refusals to accept facts. The banks were the driving force behind the mortgage mess and climate change is a fact; only the causes are in dispute.
GSR
Crouch! Touch! Pause! Engage!
01:59 AM on 11/11/2011
I hope your prison has creative writing classes Conrad. Your prolix style is insufferable. (I'm sure your argument is insufferable too but on that I'm unable to comment. I refuse to expend energy trying to decode it)
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ekat
12:06 PM on 11/10/2011
You lost me at "the Tea Partiers they affect to despise" which is pure red meat bunk. No need to aggravate myself by reading further.
09:12 AM on 11/10/2011
"Pish tosh. Silly commoners, you think you have it bad? You should try the horrendous chataeu-briand that passes for "food" in prison! The demi-glace is burnt and the bearnaise sauce is ALWAYS separated!"
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Add In Canadia
Egotism is a weakness
10:02 PM on 11/09/2011
The common folk have never reformed a broken system, that is entirely dependent on the leaders. So OWS has no real reason to put forward a leader, or to propose an alternative system; that's not their job.

All history has shown us that the common folk will revolt, and we're not quite at that stage yet. The people are sending out warnings of "Those of you in power fix it, or things will get ugly."

So for all that you propose here Black, none of it has any meaning or value to the reality of the situation: Capitalism is failing; though more specifically it's failing the 99% Either the 1% makes capitalism work for everyone else, or capitalism as we know it will cease to exist.

In the end, there needs to be a culture shift from unbridled greed to that of unbridled generosity; though for the past several decades "Generosity" has become a dirty word.
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Aesops
Appearances often are deceiving
07:02 PM on 11/09/2011
"though he is now audibly verging on intoxication with the purple vapour of his own verbosity"

Indeed you would know Mr. Black. Let's have the plutocrat ex-Lord Black tell us how populism should express itself...
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Miller Time
02:09 PM on 11/09/2011
Go away Mr. Black. No-one wants to listen to you any more.
01:04 PM on 11/09/2011
Black writes the most confused, awkward sentences imaginable. A person could identity Black's megalomania merely from his writing style; he litters his work with so many useless flourishes and meaningless adornments that his articles are nearly incomprehensible. If clarity of prose and force of thought took precedence over ham-handed rhetorical embellishments and over-eager thesaurus use, Black may have something interesting to say. Instead, we get these gussied-up articles that say very little of substance (but probably meet the contractual obligation of a word-count).
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PortlandZoo
Wait... what?
04:34 PM on 11/09/2011
yup - my only quibble is that Black never has anything interesting to say - he wants to vent, inflate his already bloated ego, whine about how everyone is against him, and torture the English language in new and novel ways. He's a zero.
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Skookum1
truth can't be bought, but lies sure can be sold..
12:31 PM on 11/09/2011
"Naomi Klein's grating piffle" - "grating piffle" pretty much sums up what Conrad spews every time he publishes an article.
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peter sfikas
Yia sou
09:39 AM on 11/09/2011
And now, the absurd.The wolf, is telling the sheep to follow him out of their pen, and to greener pastures! Conrad, out of the goodness of his hart,- that'll be the day!,- is giving good advice to the occupiers? At no charge? Of course not. He suggests a million solutions for each problem, as to confuse the occupiers and weaken their resolve to carry on with the struggle for social Justice and respect for human dignity. No, he is not to be taken seriously any more, and no reasonable person will believe him. At any rate, It's been proven, he's not trustworthy to others,- not when a fistful of dollars is on the line. But, we have to guard against his formidable intellectual prowess, for, he might make us believe that donkeys, can really, really, fly!
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TonyOnly
Truth matters.
09:27 AM on 11/09/2011
So what you seem to be saying, Mr. Black is, except for the "Tentifada" the occupiers manifesto is not all that different from what others have said before. And by extension, if they'd done what the Teabaggers did, which is to party for a couple of days and then go home, they would've been more accepted. That may be true. But I think their biggest mistake was to lay claim to the 99%. Because there is no 99%.

The middlle class are the backbone of the standard of living many in western society have come to enjoy. And yes, they have been, and continue to be, targeted by the financial, corporate and political authority that insists on taking advantage of them. But the middle class doesn't want the bottom 15% hijacking their agenda. Because they`d still rather not be one of them.
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Internet Privacy Hah
No war with Iran.
05:45 AM on 11/09/2011
Dear Conrad,

We do not care what you think.

Signed,

The 99%
04:05 AM on 11/09/2011
Income should never be forced to be equal. That goal is evil in its spirit. Income inequality as an issue in itself is wrong. It will not succeed. And sadly it will distract from the crimes committed by certain individuals in finance and especially government.
11:40 PM on 11/08/2011
Trying to set the stage for more pillaging when he comes out?
11:32 PM on 11/08/2011
"The occupiers should make common cause with the Tea Party and other reasonably sane protest movements."

You use Tea Party and sane in the same sentence?!! The Tea Party started out as a non-partisan protest against the bank bailouts. It was co-opted by the far right of the Republican party and in the process lost sight of its original goal of, "Stop the looting and start prosecuting."

The last thing the OWS movement wants to do is to make itself available to a similar takeover by any established interests. On the other hand, they could form a third political party, one that isn't in the pockets of Wall Street and the multi-national corporations.
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01:05 AM on 11/09/2011
The Tea Party was always a partisan right-wing group. TEA actually stands for "Taxed Enough Already". It grew to the size it did because of the support of massive corporations and corporate media, and astroturf groups. Unfortunately for the big money behind the initial Tea Party, they lost control of the movement as it became a real grassroot movement.

The Tea Party doesn't oppose the looting by financial elite, but government itself. When they talk of bailouts, they are as likely to be talking of the financial bailouts for the big banks as they are of food stands, unemployment insurance or the new health care reform, all things they perceive as bailing out the poor. There is no way to deal with it, they don't share the goals of the Occupy movements, they don't care about income inequality and consider attempts to counteract it as evil wealth redistribution.

Black is just trying to coopt the movement to his own cause, he should only be mocked, then ignore.
09:41 AM on 11/09/2011
"The Tea Party was always a partisan right-wing group. TEA actually stands for "Taxed Enough Already". It grew to the size it did because of the support of massive corporatio­ns and corporate media, and astroturf groups. Unfortunat­ely for the big money behind the initial Tea Party, they lost control of the movement as it became a real grassroot movement."

Wrong! The Tea Party was founded by Karl Denninger, of the Market Ticker Blog, as a protest against the bank bailouts. Although Denninger has fiscally realistic and socially conservative views, the Tea Party was non-partisan. One of their campaigns was to have people mail tea bags to their representatives in Congress. If you research his blog you will find that Denninger hasn't much nice to say about the Tea Party now.
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MyFatCat
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10:02 AM on 11/09/2011
Yes.

Taxed Enough Already doesn't have a lot in common with Occupy Wall Street.

Words do mean something!