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Sunday Roundup: I Didn't Start the Fire

Posted: 02/19/2012 1:17 am

Happy Family Day weekend to those Canadians lucky enough to have tomorrow off. The Internet never sleeps, so those of us living in Blogtown and the urban center of NetNews rarely have more than a few hours away from a computer. I hope readers will forgive me if I run through the past week's highlights Billy Joel fashion -- as in "We Didn't Start the Fire" -- in order to take the rest of the day off with my non-virtual family. (And yes it scans: Try it with the Karaoke version!)

Whitney Houston, she did die, At the Grammys no dry eye,

HuffPost readers said goodbye, Question now, how'd she go?

Gary Carter, the Expo great, He's dead, not 58,
Neil Hope, Degrassi High,
Vic Toews, Auto Show.

Katimavik, be cut, Justin T, ventilates,
Long guns, the Internet, privacy about to go.

Everyone likes V-Day, everyone except me,
The USA ain't good to gays, CBC makes crap shows.

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

One more verse? Okay here we go:

Stephen Harper, Vikileaks, just #TellVicEverything,

Charles Taylor and Korean War, pro-life debate.

Iran, more threats, Jeremy Lin, racists,
Justin T. bawls, he won't separate...

Etc. Etc. Apologies to Billy. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm hitting the beach.

 
 
 

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Happy Family Day weekend to those Canadians lucky enough to have tomorrow off. The Internet never sleeps, so those of us living in Blogtown and the urban center of NetNews rarely have more than a few ...
Happy Family Day weekend to those Canadians lucky enough to have tomorrow off. The Internet never sleeps, so those of us living in Blogtown and the urban center of NetNews rarely have more than a few ...
 
 
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02:24 PM on 02/19/2012
OMG, how does this woman keep a job? As a fellow Canadian, I'm not impressed. She sure is no journalist like her stepdad or even her husband.
02:08 PM on 02/19/2012
Ms. Cittenden here's one for you........virtual speech is what you do
but today I cringed a tad inside.......because your tact was was set aside

We gladly will..... enjoy our family day...........as will you...... in what you say
I cringe because in all you do.........you forgot that Whitney Neil and Gary have family too.
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02:01 PM on 02/19/2012
Hey FRUM fourm, its an insult to see Ryan Doyle on this site, who is next Jerry Agar, Ezra Levant, Peter Worthington, opps, answers the question, you should be ashamed/