Danko Jones
Danko Jones sings and plays guitar for his eponymously named band. Conversely, he also dabbles as a music journalist writing for Close-Up Magazine, Rock Zone Magazine and Burning Guitars.

Entries by Danko Jones

The Weird Stuff I Got Myself For Christmas: Part 3

(0) Comments | Posted January 21, 2015 | 11:16 AM

During the holidays, my face hurts. It hurts from wearing a fake permasmile around family and friends so much that it takes about a week or so to get even the slightest facial sensation back. My face hardens to the point that by Boxing Day I look like a community...

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I Never Thought I'd Be Lucky Enough To Meet Robin Williams Twice

(0) Comments | Posted August 12, 2014 | 1:06 PM

Growing up, rock stars were wild and dangerous, irreverent and outrageous. It's what attracted legions of us to their fold. What charmed me was their courage to perform and ability to master their own madness. It wasn't something I saw around me in my every day life and it immediately...

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Don't Be Precious About Your Vinyl Collection

(16) Comments | Posted May 2, 2014 | 8:44 AM

As our access to all music has gotten easier, I've quietly watched people valiantly sticking with the vinyl medium despite record store closures and the unstoppable advancement toward the digital age. While it's commendable saving an aging format in the face of tempting convenience, I can't help but note the...

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The Day I Met Johnny Cash (and Sold Him a Nirvana Record)

(3) Comments | Posted February 4, 2014 | 4:29 PM

Watching Willie Nelson and Kris Kristofferson perform "The Highwayman" during the Grammys last week, signature song of their country supergroup, The Highwaymen, conjured up the one lone memory I have of the band when I met fellow Highwayman, Johnny Cash, and sold him a Nirvana record.

I was working at...

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In This World of Perishable Rap, 16 Songs That Will Never Expire

(0) Comments | Posted January 20, 2014 | 10:33 AM

From its underground beginnings, rap music has long surpassed rock n' roll to become the representative soundtrack for the last few generations of kids. Even people who might not like it have already been immersed in it by default through commercials, television show bumpers, movie themes etc. You would think...

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The Weird Stuff I Got Myself For Christmas Part 2

(0) Comments | Posted January 14, 2014 | 9:35 AM

Although Christmas is supposed to be a time for giving and spreading good cheer, it's also the yearly chance to find out just how little family and friends know you by the worthless gifts you get. Sometimes, carelessly chosen presents are enough to add additional layers of outstanding familial issues...

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Honestly, I'm a Little Bummed KISS Got in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame

(2) Comments | Posted December 20, 2013 | 9:07 AM

So KISS are finally getting into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame, huh? Well, congratulations to the guys. There's no band more deserving of the honour than Kiss. I mean, anyone can run off the statistics (Kisstistics) to prove the point -- 100-million albums sold, 28 gold albums, 13...

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Soup Will Never Be An Entree -- Period

(4) Comments | Posted December 2, 2013 | 11:19 AM

First, I must state that I like soup, OK? It can be a delicious side dish or appetizer when accompanying a hearty meal. However, it's when soup graduates to entree that it becomes total bullshit.

I've never been a humongous soup fan. Not once did I ever come home from...

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Rob Ford Memes: Sometimes All We Can Do Is Laugh

(2) Comments | Posted November 15, 2013 | 11:24 AM

Our band spends a lot of time on the road, far away from home. Travelling in over 30 countries for over a dozen years, we've often found ourselves as default representatives for our hometown -- Toronto, Canada. Up until October 31, 2013, response upon hearing we were from Toronto was...

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Don't Support This Heavy Metal Racist

(37) Comments | Posted November 13, 2013 | 1:19 PM

Kristian "Varg" Vikernes, lone member of the band Burzum, is the most notorious figure in heavy metal. In 1994 he was sentenced to 21 years in prison for murder and his participation in the burning of several Norwegian churches (trust me, the irony of Kristian's name is not lost on...

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A Lifetime Of Fandom For Death Angel

(1) Comments | Posted October 28, 2013 | 12:25 PM

Death Angel is one of my favourite bands of all-time. I remember seeing people around Toronto wearing their shirts, not sure of who they were and yet intuitively knowing that was my band, kinda like when you see someone across a crowded room and sparks fly. I went and bought...

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Stop Singing "Hallelujah" So My Ears Can Stop Bleeding

(11) Comments | Posted October 15, 2013 | 8:19 AM

There are millions of songs out there. Some are good and some aren't so good. Yet, with as many songs that exist and the amount of new songs being written every day you'd think people's knowledge and recall of them would be vast to the point of discombobulating. Apparently not...

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Want to Win an Award? Become a Canadian Musician

(2) Comments | Posted September 30, 2013 | 5:43 PM

Seems like everyone furnishes their place at Ikea. No matter whose home I visit, I end up seeing Ikea book shelves, tables, drawers, futons, lamps, rugs, towels and pillow cases. Despite it being an inexpensive depot for novice homeowner/renters it can get pretty damn boring. In order to separate yourself...

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52 Weeks of Blog Comments

(7) Comments | Posted September 27, 2013 | 4:27 PM

When you put yourself out in the public eye, you have to be ready to take a few slaps across the face. I believe this kind of public flogging is the well-deserved balance needed that allows cretins, such as I, who play power chords for a living, to sometimes be...

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Crowning The King Of Rock N' Roll

(3) Comments | Posted September 10, 2013 | 9:20 AM

"Why would anyone leave The Hellacopters now?" I said to myself, staring at a promo poster for The Backyard Babies' sophomore album, "Total 13", hanging on the walls of the now defunct Toronto punk rock record store, Full Blast.

The Backyard Babies, from Nässjö, Sweden, were a Rock N'...

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I'm Sick of Seeing Your Disgusting Feet

(30) Comments | Posted August 26, 2013 | 11:59 AM

Most of us, if we could, would change at least one thing about ourselves. I'm guessing the most common changes would be weight loss, facial reconstruction, increased breast size, increased penis size, and reversal of hair loss. With the exception of penis size, all these changes occur above the waist...

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Does a Band Rock Harder With Makeup, Or Without?

(3) Comments | Posted August 16, 2013 | 5:21 PM

The first time I heard Eddie Van Halen I finally relented and gave in to the notion that you didn't need to wear make-up, fancy clothes or assume some otherworldly alter ego to be taken seriously as a band. In total opposition to every music critic who repudiated flamboyant bands...

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How Dare You Call Jagger Too Old to Rock

(11) Comments | Posted August 2, 2013 | 8:57 AM

On July 26th, 2013, Mick Jagger celebrated his 70th birthday. Having already publicly stated my dislike for handing out birthday salutations/commemorations here at The Huffington Post, I concede that reaching 70 years of age is quite the milestone and to do it with Jagger's spirit, fronting "The World's...

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I've Always Been a Rocker

(2) Comments | Posted July 26, 2013 | 8:35 AM

Ever since I could remember, I've been a gluttonous fiend for music. Even though I started out as a hard rock/metal kid, once I discovered The Bad Brains and their album, "Rock For Light," I realized limitations placed on music were artificial and it stirred a musical chaos in my...

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I Don't Care That It's Your Birthday

(1) Comments | Posted July 19, 2013 | 8:02 AM

Regardless if you're a fan of the band or the television show, through social media, I've found that a lot of people suffer from a mild case of arrested development -- the disorder whereby the brain ceases to grow and advance.

Mind you, a lot are mild cases and...

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