The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant ― but succinct ― wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 280-character musings. To see this week’s great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
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a woman's locker room after a workout class is basically a group of people who have done absolutely nothing wrong repeatedly apologizing to each other
— Jamie Feldman (@RealGirlProject) March 12, 2018
In three years everyone’ll get fired via Snapchat. You’ll log on and your dog eared boss will be like “woof-bye.”
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) March 13, 2018
me at 3 AM pic.twitter.com/qPszyGBiaS
— wikipedia "Killmonger, But Make It Feminist" brown (@eveewing) March 13, 2018
PADDINGTON 2 and chill .
— Tessa Thompson (@TessaThompson_x) March 13, 2018
A nasal spray that's filled with glitter, so when you sneeze it's like a confetti popper.
— Marlebean (@Marlebean) March 14, 2018
I have a Beyoncé savings account. She won’t ever catch me unprepared for her blessings.
— roxane gay (@rgay) March 12, 2018
I love this dude because he's just like "IT'S A LIVING!" pic.twitter.com/e4NvJEzxps
— Bee (@BeckyEbben) March 13, 2018
If only I could apply my discipline to being petty to all areas of my life.
— Issa Rae (@IssaRae) March 13, 2018
Mueller won't stop until we all know how to spell the word subpoena.
— Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) March 15, 2018
I just worked out where is my award please
— quinta b. (@quintabrunson) March 9, 2018
Non-waterproof mascara in a snowstorm: Heroic devotion to beauty or tragic mistake? Stay tuned for the finale.
— Fiona Taylor (@fionaleslie) March 13, 2018
Anna Wintour stares at Kendall for hours, when finally an idea comes to her.
— Carly Ledbetter (@ledbettercarly) March 14, 2018
"Put a bird on it." pic.twitter.com/XDEoUzNaqG
*has a baby just so I can dress it up like a little bear or a fox or something*
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) March 15, 2018
me on tinder pic.twitter.com/8rQy3tsm74
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) March 15, 2018
*extremely beach boys voice* 🎶 wouldn’t it be nice to have health insurance 🎶
— Brittney Morgan (@brittneyplz) March 9, 2018
need a Sofia Coppola movie about the 9 months Kylie Jenner spent off social media wandering pregnant around her Calabasas mansion
— Molly Lambert (@mollylambert) March 14, 2018
You ever spend a bunch of money on some stupid shit and get mad your fraud protection didn't kick in
— Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) March 13, 2018
the REAL March madness pic.twitter.com/StmPvgvUgQ
— Blair Thornburgh (@ATallOrder) March 12, 2018
Can you die from having too many passwords to remember
— Sweatpants Cher (@House_Feminist) March 13, 2018
I’m just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him why I cry every time I do yoga
— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) March 16, 2018
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