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A Cure for the Common Hangover

Posted: 12/25/2011 11:32 pm

Frank Sinatra once said, "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

In this season full of eating, drinking and being merry, there may be a morning or two when you've woken up, cracked one eye open, and then heard the thunderous roar of Christmas bells ringing -- in your head. Ding, dong, ding. And while you count the minutes 'til 3 p.m., when the worst of your vodka flu will be behind you, you vow you will never touch another drop again. Until New Year's Eve. But then that's it.

If wine dates back to at least 7000 BC ancient Mesopotamia, why, in the name of Bacchus, hasn't someone found a way to train that infernal dog from biting you?

Well, you could argue you bit yourself, and you should of had a glass of water and maybe something to eat for every glass of hooch, but what's done is done and we're not here to lecture, we're here to help.

Speaking of which, some will say the only way to shake it off is the hair of the dog, leading to the ever-so-popular Bloody Caesars (or Bloody Marys) with breakfast. Tasty yes, but for some, including yours truly, it is physically impossible to drink more when already suffering from too much of a good thing.

It is important to note that wicked hangovers are arguably the least damaging of what too much alcohol can do; studies have linked booze to a host of scary maladies including increased risk of cancer, strokes and liver damage. But again, we're just talking about your garden variety -- maybe even extreme -- hangover, and offering some ways to help make it through the foggy, painful day.

Recently, there was a story about a bunch of gents who travelled to New Orleans for some sort of boys' weekend. Conveniently, these boys were also doctors and remembered to bring along a pill that would cure hangovers faster than you can say "tequila shot."

Now being well aware that some pharmaceuticals available in the U.S. are not available here and vice-versa, we gave our family doc a call to find out the dirt.

"I can't think of anything prescription-wise," said Dr. Tammy Hermant, a Toronto-based practitioner and head of the MidTown Health & Wellness clinic. "Aside from something like Gravol or Tylenol... you'd be treating those symptoms like dehydration or stomach upset, I can't think of anything specifically that's used for a hangover."

And while an ibuprofen may ease the headache, Hermant warns it may not be the best option.

"It's absorbed in the stomach, so it can irritate the stomach lining."

However, there is a possibility Mother Nature may be able to lend a hand. Lately we've been hearing rumblings about the possibilities of the natural remedy milk thistle leading the charge in the war against hangovers.

As a natural way to help the liver process and eliminate toxins, it may help fight ill effects of over-imbibing.

"Yes milk thistle is [liver]-protective but it isn't the type of thing that you can take one dose and expect to have benefits," says Maggie Amos, a Toronto naturopath.

"It needs to build in your system and takes at least seven days. So do you really want to take something for seven days just to maybe help with an upcoming hangover?"

Instead, Amos suggests the homeopathic Nux Vomica -- which may have a dual role this holiday season.

"Colubrina (Nux Vomica) is a homeopathic remedy that is typically prescribed for over indulgence, whether it be over-eating or drinking in excess!"

Nux Vomica is derived from the poisonous Strychnine tree, found in South East Asia, and was reportedly widely used as medicine before World War II. It is used as a natural way to treat a slew of ailments including nausea, headache, vomiting and even heartburn.

(Of course, you all know to never self-medicate, as it could be very dangerous depending on your health, but we need to say it: Natural or otherwise, always consult a physician before taking any sort of drug).

If drugs aren't your thing, but you're still craving comfort in Mother Nature's arms, consider a shot of pickle juice. We can't think of anything that would turn our stomachs faster in that fragile state, but Eastern Europeans look to the briney fluid to get them back in ship-shape. We have a friend who turned to it one particularly tough morning and she says she stopped throwing up and her headache went away.

But whether you seek natural assistance, pharmaceutical reinforcements, or simply walk it off, make sure you sleep in, and drink lots of water or sports drinks to replace lost electrolytes and then come join us at the greasy spoon for a communal feast of fat and salt. Because with hangovers, as in life, misery loves company.

 

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07:24 PM on 12/30/2011
As someone who always suffered the most horrendous hangovers possible, I finally stopped (couple decades ago) drinking to the point of ever getting one again. While the physical illness was unpleasant, the very worst part was the horrible depression associated with it.

I have not needed a cure for that particular illness in all the years since. But the best cure is a mood and appetite enhancer in the form of the bud of a leafy plant (commonly rolled and smoked) only legally attainable at specially authorized dispensaries with written approval from a physician.
08:08 PM on 12/28/2011
Hangovers happen, and everyone has a different "magic" cure to make them go away. The best thing to do, IMO, is eat something and drink two or three big glasses of water before passing out on the bed/floor/couch/whatever. I find it helpful to leave several bottles of water on my kitchen counter as well as on my nightstand before a big night out. You'll still have a headache and some stomach issues when you wake up, so go ahead and repeat with some food, lots of water, Aleve/Tylenol/Advil and lay back down for a while. Time is the only sure thing when it comes to ridding yourself of a beastly hangover.
07:01 PM on 12/28/2011
This article is about nothing.
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traceymarie
the President is black, deal with it
04:50 PM on 12/28/2011
The best cure for a hangover is 24 hours
03:41 PM on 12/27/2011
I find it hard to believe that physicians don't know of a prescription that works for hangovers because I do! Most likely they think it irresponsible on their part to suggest them.The anti-anxiety pill Xanax works like a charm. So do Valium and other similar pills that help tranquilize. Obviously you need a prescription and these are drugs prone to abuse so caution is needed. However if you happen to be a person who has these types of prescriptions already they work in ten minutes so you can get on with your day.
04:43 PM on 12/27/2011
The fact that you have a prescription for benzodiazepines and are taking what appears to be a significant amount of alcohol is quite concerning. This sounds like an overdose just waiting to happen.
04:54 PM on 12/27/2011
Physicians don't prescribe them because it is insanely irresponsible and reckless to do so. Both the benzodiazapines and alcohol are sedatives and taking both can easily lead to overdose.
The fact that you have a prescription for these medications and are apparently drinking significant amounts of alcohol is alarming in and of itself. The fact that you are promoting this is even worse.
07:24 PM on 12/27/2011
I wasn't suggesting that anyone take a pill WITH alcohol. Merely observing that the next day after drinking, this type of medication can alleviate some of the horrible symptoms of a hangover IF a person already has a prescription for these drugs and takes them responsibly. I personally do not have a prescription but in the past (when suffering from severe "free floating" anxiety) and I did have a prescription I found that it helped tremendously. I'm happy to say that once over the hump I was able to overcome my anxiety with natural methods and do not over indulge in alcohol as a rule.
10:52 AM on 12/27/2011
A bloody mary with a big plate of biscuts and gravy (really any greasy breakfast food will do). Then go back to sleep for a few hours. After you wake back up eat a bowl of buttered noodles. This system has never let me down.
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What the ????
07:46 AM on 12/27/2011
green tea with a touch of mint and a dollop of local honey. add a bit of half n half to the second cup.
05:19 AM on 12/27/2011
The best and fastest cure that I found for a hangover was provided when I was doing a Merchant Naavy fire fighting course in Plymouth, UK. The Instructor noticed almost immediately that several of us were so hungover we were almost draped. He went and fetched an oxygen tank and face mask, and told us to pass it round. Six deep breaths of pure oxygen later, all traces of hangover were gone.
12:51 AM on 12/27/2011
Pickle juice is the Russian cure says Pavel the kettle bell guy
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11:44 PM on 12/26/2011
THC... The Hangover Cure!
05:56 PM on 12/26/2011
No offense, but this is the most useless article I've ever read on Huff Post. If you were hoping to get what the headline promises, here's a medically valid, fact-based protocol to try:

First, avoid concentrated sugar before during or after drinking! That means NO SPORTS DRINKS.

Take some B6, B12, and a moderate dose of caffeine as your pre-party, pre-funk protocol to get the jump on metabolizing imminent toxins. A preemptive sugar free Red Bull works perfectly for all of these.

Try to stick with the clear liquors and eventually move to less concentrated alcoholic drinks like lite beer if you want to keep on drinking. As tempting as it may be, DO NOT ramp up your drinking as you go! Taper off into glasses of water as the party winds down.

After the binge, a midnight smoothie or banana with a big glass of water will take the edge off of anything you've overdone. Have more water ready by the bed for when you wake up in the night/morning. When out of bed have a bit of coffee and a long hot bath or shower. Continue hydrating and eat a good breakfast.

Last, keep in mind that it is normal to feel a little sadness as your brain regains its equilibrium even if you don't have the proverbial symptoms of a "hangover." All drugs exact a toll -- there's no getting around that.
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SteveC 1979
Just...don't.
10:00 AM on 12/28/2011
Thanks for taking the time to post. This seems really logical. I even printed it out for reference. Perhaps it will help with the upcoming weekend's festivities!
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05:09 PM on 12/26/2011
Ginger ale. Say no more!
03:56 PM on 12/26/2011
First, don't over-indulge. But you have already done that.

Second, plan ahead. But you forgot to do that. Hydrate big time, and eat a reasonable amount of a variety of foods. Continue to hydrate through the evening, depending on the size of the lines to the restroom.

Stay away from liver toxins like acetaminophen (Tylenol). You really don't want to compound the liver damage with more liver poison, especially if you do this as a matter of course. A small amount of aspirin might be OK for your headache, after your stomach has settled down, you have eaten and there is no more alcohol down there. If you over-indulge frequently, aspirin is probably not a good idea. Internal bleeding and all that.

I really don't see a lot of practical advice above. We now know you don't like hair of the dog and you can't abide Bloody Marys. I suspect the olive juice replaces sodium; chicken soup might be better, and not the low-sodium, low-fat kind. And continue to hydrate.
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Kristin Talbott
One should always be a little improbable.
11:50 AM on 12/26/2011
Sno-Cones or Slushees. I don't know why it works, but it does.
08:54 AM on 12/26/2011
I personally never believed in "hair of the dog", but people do, requiring me to spend most of holiday season running from them.
09:06 AM on 12/26/2011
Lest I become part of someone's hangover fix and coatless in the dead of winter. And as far as joining a bunch of humans with hangovers, I think not.