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Why I Love Canada: Even City Girls Feel at Home in a Canoe

Posted: 07/01/2012 12:09 am

I discovered my patriotism not in fireworks or beaver tails, but in a paddle. Not paddles in general (though on a whole they're pretty swell), just my paddle. I'm a born and raised city girl, and until a certain point my outdoorsy limit was "rescuing" frogs in Hastings, Ontario. Though after the frogs had said their thank-yous I retreated to a proper house home.

When I was 11 I had the foolish idea to follow a girl to Algonquin. Alright the girl was my best friend at the time and it wasn't like we were running off to live with the wolves -- it was to go to an all-girls camp, Camp Tanamakoon. I realized my mistake the second I arrived. Trees and bugs and loons and no electricity and outhouses and a bell waking us up at an ungodly hour; I was in way over my head. My next move was to send a panicked letter to my little brother demanding he hatch a scheme to break me out, he didn't take it seriously, but my parents sure did.

It wasn't until I was (forced) to go to canoeing one morning when I was found hiding in my cabin, freezing from the (forced) swimming lesson prior-to, that I had a realization that would send me back to that camp year after year. My problem with the real thick of nature is that I don't belong. I belong in the city: sidewalks to keep my shoes clean, garbage receptacles every few steps, women spraying me with concoctions on Bloor Street -- the city needs me. Algonquin Park does not need me, in fact I feel like it'd rather I not be over; the park's all like "RSVP -- not!"

I reached for my brand new, bought-for-camp paddle for the first time and went down to the canoeing dock where I gave a brief (and sassy) "I can't canoe, so figure it out" statement. The counselors turned to answer me and the conversation shifted the moment they saw my paddle. Did I not mention my mother painted the Louis Vuitton monogram print onto both sides of the blade? She did it so I could kind of bring a piece of what the city meant to me, with me.

After being taught how to use a paddle they found someone to stern (steer the boat) so we could take a canoe out. Luckily the experienced paddler behind me was either just quiet, shy, or seriously annoyed she had to take a kid out, but it was exactly what I needed. Out in the water with trees all around me, watching my paddle slice in and out of the water, I got why people do this. I didn't feel like the woods didn't want me there, they were accepting me with open branches, customized paddle and all.

In this country we embrace differences, hold unity in high regard, and offer different opportunities for all. I love Canada because those ideals extend beyond the big picture. Those ideals stand true even between a girl, her paddle, and the Great White North.

 

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I discovered my patriotism not in fireworks or beaver tails, but in a paddle. Not paddles in general (though on a whole they're pretty swell), just my paddle. I'm a born and raised city girl, and unti...
I discovered my patriotism not in fireworks or beaver tails, but in a paddle. Not paddles in general (though on a whole they're pretty swell), just my paddle. I'm a born and raised city girl, and unti...
 
 
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01:06 PM on 08/02/2012
That feeling you describe, being out on the water - perfect. I can't tell you how close this is to my own experiences with nature vs. the city. Balancing a resentment and longing for the urban jungle, but gradual acceptance that we don't really belong anywhere in particular; it's what you feel that determines where you are.

Love your work.
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02:17 PM on 07/01/2012
Hallae your article brought back wonderful memories of leaving Montreal and going camping and canoeing in Algonquin Park with my family each summer for two weeks in the mid 60's. Our canoes were 15 and 17 foot cedar striped Peterborough canoes. My mastery of the J-stroked ranked as one of my greatest achievements as a youngster.

Happy Birthday Canada
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pleblian
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04:28 AM on 07/01/2012
The poor mans yacht...

I can atribute my childhood canoeing experiences to my attraction with the amphibious forces in the US Navy.

I used to build my own canoes in northern Ontario with my uncle... I swear, I've portaged ever lake up there...
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Ian Llangan
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02:28 AM on 07/01/2012
Hallae, great story! I hope you are still canoeing every chance you get! Even a CCCG (Confirmed Canadian City Girl) needs to commune with nature sometimes - preferably somewhere up in the pre-Cambrian Shield, north of Superior! ;-) Have a fantastic summer!
01:41 AM on 07/01/2012
Wonderful article! Kirk Wipper would love this. Thank you.