Someone at the Vatican needs to get out more.
According to file-sharing news site Torrent Freak, a lot of porn of a very hardcore nature has been piping into those hallowed cyber-walls.
We're talking Russian Slaves, Whipped A**.. and, well, titles you will always be too young to know.
It's impossible to say who's been staying up late at the Vatican mansion. As The Atlantic reports, it could be a servant or a member of the Swiss Guard.
Still, with a population of just more than 800 people, it's likely someone knows someone who is moonlighting as a randy pirate.
Torrent Freak took a good long look at recent downloading habits -- and came to an eye-popping conclusion.
Residents of one of the world's holiest sites are, indeed, human.
As the New York Post reports, they download NBC's 'Chicago Fire,' ABC's 'The Neighbors,' FX's 'The Americans'.. and hardcore porn.
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