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Media Bites: #IdleNoMore Is Low on Specifics

Posted: 12/27/2012 8:03 am

Well, another Boxing Day has come and gone, which means we can all rest peacefully knowing the nation's streets are finally clear of vicious, marauding, riotous hoards.

Almost.

You see, while the shoppers may have subsided, the Idle No More folks -- excuse me, the #idlenomore folks --are still going strong.

You've been following them, right? Basically, they're another one of those virulent First Nations protest movements that tend to pop up in this country whenever aboriginal-Canadians have reason to be outraged with their lot in life (i.e. constantly). But this one has a hashtag!

Call it Canada's Native Winter. Or Canada's Indian Summer. Or Canada's Frigid First Nations Fiesta of Frustration. Basically just call it something I said. Coining one of these obnoxious media catch phrases would be a real shot in the arm of my burgeoning career as a hack journalist.

But in any case, is #idlenomore a genuine social justice movement inspired by legitimate protest? Or are the uppity Natives just whining about a whole lotta nothin'?

Man, it's hard to even answer such an appallingly ignorant question without "visualising punching you in the throat" says noted Metis activist (and beloved HuffPo blogger!) Chelsea Vowel writing in the National Post. Here's a newsflash, whities: things "are not getting better" over here in Native World, in fact, "many of us feel that things are getting worse."

Chelsea doesn't waste a lot of time documenting specifically how things are getting worse, mind you (just read the damn Idle manifesto, she says). Also, why should the Natives owe anyone a pile of particulars in the first place when "we are literally fighting for our lives"?

You got that right, says loveable lefty diva Naomi Klein in Monday's Globe and Mail (Christmas is a popular time for guest columnists, you may have noticed). Naomi sees #idlenomore as "something truly magical" in its potential for power and influence, particularly the plucky hunger strike of Idle darling, Chief Theresa Spence of Attawapiskat, and her gutsy message "that the time for bitching and moaning is over" (though the time for soup and lemonade evidently is not).

Good environmentalist that she is, Naomi knows that when aboriginals protest, it's her side that wins, since if progressives ever "have a chance of stopping Mr. Harper's planet-trashing plans" it'll be because the Natives' "mass movements, court challenges, and direct action will stand in his way." I suppose you could argue that this is just one more example of a privileged white person learning to co-opt aboriginal interests for their own use, but let's not think about that right now.

Even good ol' Sun News is onside with the Natives' plight... kinda.

We totally agree that native reserves make "gulags look hospitable" says the Sun board, so why don't we just, y'know, get rid of them and move all the Indians to like, Willowdale or whatever? That would solve the problem, right? I mean, it's either that or just sit around watching "billions of taxpayer dollars intended for reserves somehow disappear into the bureaucratic ether and fail to raise the living standards" of anyone unfortunate enough to live in dumps like the one Chief Spence runs. And if she's so hungry, by the way, why doesn't she just eat a sandwich or something? I mean, this is just common sense people!

Many of our pals in the punditsphere have already predicted that this current clamour for aboriginal justice will be one of the hot buttons of early 2013, and one imagines we've hardly heard the last of angry Natives like Chelsea or their progressive allies like Klein. But we probably haven't heard the last of the equally irritated right-wing rebuttals from non-Native Canada, either.

In other words, Aboriginals might not be the only ones tired of sitting idly by.

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  • More than 100 people gathered in front of the Vancouver Art Gallery on Dec. 21, 2012 as part of Idle No More protests across the country.

  • More than 100 people gathered in front of the Vancouver Art Gallery on Dec. 21, 2012 as part of Idle No More protests across the country.

  • More than 100 people gathered in front of the Vancouver Art Gallery on Dec. 21, 2012 as part of Idle No More protests across the country.

  • More than 100 people gathered in front of the Vancouver Art Gallery on Dec. 21, 2012 as part of Idle No More protests across the country.

  • More than 100 people gathered in front of the Vancouver Art Gallery on Dec. 21, 2012 as part of Idle No More protests across the country.

  • More than 100 people gathered in front of the Vancouver Art Gallery on Dec. 21, 2012 as part of Idle No More protests across the country.

  • More than 100 people gathered in front of the Vancouver Art Gallery on Dec. 21, 2012 as part of Idle No More protests across the country.

  • More than 100 people gathered in front of the Vancouver Art Gallery on Dec. 21, 2012 as part of Idle No More protests across the country.

  • More than 100 people gathered in front of the Vancouver Art Gallery on Dec. 21, 2012 as part of Idle No More protests across the country.

  • More than 100 people gathered in front of the Vancouver Art Gallery on Dec. 21, 2012 as part of Idle No More protests across the country.

  • More than 100 people gathered in front of the Vancouver Art Gallery on Dec. 21, 2012 as part of Idle No More protests across the country.

  • More than 100 people gathered in front of the Vancouver Art Gallery on Dec. 21, 2012 as part of Idle No More protests across the country.

  • More than 100 people gathered in front of the Vancouver Art Gallery on Dec. 21, 2012 as part of Idle No More protests across the country.


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Well, another week in late December means another step closer to the grave for that comical scythe-wielding old man that represents a concluding year in our culture for some reason. It also means another week of 2012 retrospective editorials, which I notice the Canadian opinion pages quite rudely insist on continuing to produce despite my previously stated objections.

Ol' Timmy Harper at the Toronto Star has a real doozy of a lookback, containing no less than five distinct "stories of the year" starring a veritble who's-who of this country's most irritating residents, including Tom Mulcair, Bob Rae, and that slimy guy Justin Trudeau beat up, while Star-buddy Rosemary Speirs concludes that 2012 was almost the year of the Canadian woman, what with all the lady premiers and all. Pity that "equality still eludes the female half of Canadians who mostly remain segregated in the lowest paying jobs and carry the burden of child-rearing," but hey, there's always 2013.

And speaking of self-important political prognosticators, let's not forget you. According to a recent Postmedia poll,  you (or at least 21 per cent of you) considered the Tories' omnibus budget bill of  last spring to be Canada's top political story of 2012, significantly beating out perennial press favourites F-35gate and Robocall-a-go-go.

Remarkable, eh? Such a marked disparity in interest almost seems to suggest that the public may actually possess a better sense of which headlines actually matter (and which are just a big heap of over-heated sensationalism) than the self-important people who actually write them!

But then again the public also made 50 Shades of Grey 2012's best seller, so what do they know.



 

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Well, another Boxing Day has come and gone, which means we can all rest peacefully knowing the nation's streets are finally clear of vicious, marauding, riotous hoards. Almost. You see, while the s...
Well, another Boxing Day has come and gone, which means we can all rest peacefully knowing the nation's streets are finally clear of vicious, marauding, riotous hoards. Almost. You see, while the s...
 
 
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jarnakak
fava beans and sweet breads are for sissies
02:12 PM on 01/03/2013
use your words jj: all we hear is mewling without much alternative analysis. seduce us with your wares; start by studying how the arab merchant in the beginning of the disney's aladdin does it.
01:01 AM on 01/01/2013
J.J pathetically status quo as usual. "The robocalls are just media hype, we should worship the royals, attack trudeau derrr derrr, ect . almost every title and first paragraph makes me sick to my stomach trivializing things that are destroying Canadians lives. but dont worry JJ you have a comfy job, let the plebeians eat cake
08:22 PM on 12/31/2012
J.JMccullough, media spinner, defender of the status quo through and through. is their not a horrendous political act, or legitimate social movement he can't defend or defame? just watched him debate with 3 other pundits, he got destroyed as usual
09:12 PM on 12/30/2012
You might be interested to know that the First Nations people have a lot of support from other Canadians as well as others from the US and other countries. Those of us who live in the rural areas that depend on and enjoy clean water, food grown in uncontaminated soil, and clean air are proud to support the fact that they place such a high value on the environment as we understand how important it is to all people.
Don McDonald, New Brunswick
jimbo57
ni dieu ni maitre
02:39 PM on 12/30/2012
Yeah, the nerve of these natives. Time was, they knew their place back in the day. The good ol' days, you know, when "those people" legally had NO standing in a court of law. Back when we were kidnapping their kids and sending them to school to be slapped around for speaking their own language. A policy that your fellow con Ezra Levant once described as a "benign policy of acculturation"

Naturally any white folks who are supporting the natives must be either: a) cynical panderers b) naive namby pamby liberals or c) trendy self-hating city slicker elitists. I think the term you are struggling towards here, J.J. was "Rassenschande" in the original German...

I do so enjoy your refreshing iconoclasm, young man. Haven't laughed so much since the piece you did for Black History Month: "Slavery; What's the Deal-io?"
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Skookum1
truth can't be bought, but lies sure can be sold..
12:36 PM on 12/30/2012
There was a widespread media shill-spin during the Occupy movement's heyday that they had no clear points or clear goals; that was debunked over and over again, but the media kept on trying to paint it as though they were disorganized and had no real agenda with concrete goals. Over and over, saying the same thing as you are now.........how does it feel to be a boy for the Man?
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Skookum1
truth can't be bought, but lies sure can be sold..
12:33 PM on 12/30/2012
'virulent First Nations protest movements'.......geez man could you spread your spin doctor card on the table with just a BIT more flourish, the guys in the backroom want more swagger from you........"virulent" is a term much more suitable to the Harper regime, and also to the plethora and plague of wheedling quasi-bloggers out there looking to build careers on spinning and respinning reality to please their bosses' agendas.

So look, stop pretending to be an in-touch cool youth guy, cut off that long hair, you don't deserve to wear it, and get a jarhead navy cut and start wearing ties just like Steve and Conrad and the grey suited crowd; 'cause that's who you really are, not a "media critic". Me, I'm a spin doctor critic and know one when I see 'em. I normally boycott your articles as pieces of fluff but this headline and the bit of "virulent" spin you're pushing just made me retch.
Donna Meness
www.findmaisyandshannon.com
11:08 AM on 12/30/2012
Chelsea posted:


Specific demands in English: http://ipsmo.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/idlenomore_handout.pdf

In French: http://ipsmo.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/idlenomore_handout_francais.pdf

In Spanish: http://ipsmo.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/idlenomore_handout_espanol.pdf

Specific long term plan laid out in 440 recommendations by the Royal Commission on Aboriginal Peoples back in 1996:

http://apihtawikosisan.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/RCAP-Vol5-ApxA-2.pdf

Those who claim that Idle No More doesn't have clear goals, aren't listening.

Glad to help.

& I'm happy to repost...grin
DM
Donna Meness
www.findmaisyandshannon.com
10:59 AM on 12/30/2012
Recognition of existing aboriginal and treaty rights

35. (1) The existing aboriginal and treaty rights of the aboriginal peoples of Canada are hereby recognized and affirmed.
Definition of “aboriginal peoples of Canada”
(2) In this Act, “aboriginal peoples of Canada” includes the Indian, Inuit and Métis peoples of Canada.
Marginal note:Land claims agreements

(3) For greater certainty, in subsection (1) “treaty rights” includes rights that now exist by way of land claims agreements or may be so acquired.
Marginal note:Aboriginal and treaty rights are guaranteed equally to both sexes

(4) Notwithstanding any other provision of this Act, the aboriginal and treaty rights referred to in subsection (1) are guaranteed equally to male and female persons. (96)
Marginal note:

So...any competent court in the land would rule the new legislation "unconstitutional" and strike it down.

&

"This country is woefully ignorant, on a grand scale, and we will never succeed in rebuilding relationships until we address that ignorance. I can't stress this enough...without education, there can be no justice. And until there is justice...there will be no peace."






http://rabble.ca/blogs/bloggers/apihtawikosisan/2012/12/idle-no-more-no-justice-no-peace
Donna Meness
www.findmaisyandshannon.com
Donna Meness
www.findmaisyandshannon.com
Donna Meness
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Donna Meness
www.findmaisyandshannon.com
Donna Meness
www.findmaisyandshannon.com
05:36 PM on 12/29/2012
Attawapiskat First Nation has made its audited financial statements public for each fiscal year from 2005 through to 2011 on its website: www.attawapiskat.org/financial-statements.
Donna Meness
www.findmaisyandshannon.com