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If Mulcair Loses, Blame his Beard

Posted: 03/23/2012 7:21 am

If Thomas Mulcair doesn't become boss of the NDP this weekend the nation's pundits sure will have wasted a lot of time. For the last couple of days, Canada's editorial pages have basically been an all-Mulcair-all-the-time extravaganza, as writers and reporters furiously scramble to prove they hold brilliant insights into this mysterious whiskered gentleman who might possibly be within striking distance of becoming prime minister someday (maybe).

As I've mentioned before, the fact that the NDP is using an almost impenetrably obtuse electoral system to choose its new leader -- a multi-tiered abomination that makes polls and predictions virtually impossible -- has done very little to dissuade journalists from assuming they still know who's gonna win, even if there's not a ton of hard evidence to support their hunches.

Thus, good old Mulcair has been fortunate enough to enjoy a fairly brazen media bias in his favour, with stories often granting him wonderfully circular-logic titles like "presumed front-runner" that make reference to his "perceived lead" -- which I imagine is going over very well with the six perceived losers.

In typical media-world fashion, Mr. Mulcair's warm perception seems to largely spring from his edgy and colorful personality, which is fun to talk and write about (this week's Toronto Star podcast features a side-debate as to whether he's best described as "cheerful" or "chirpy"),  and the fact that his political career fits nicely into the press' existing narrative about the NDP's post-2011 existential dilemma (soon poised to celebrate it's one-year anniversary!)

That grand existential dilemma, we may recall, is actually composed of two smaller sub-dilemmas, and darn it if Muclair doesn't embody them both! Writing for the National Post, Kelly McParland frets about sub-dilemma number one: This idea that the post-2011 NDP is way too dependent upon Quebec, and Mulcair, being a Quebecer and all, is pretty much the wrong guy at the wrong place at the wrong time. I mean, just imagine if there was to be another separation referendum, says Kelly. Whose side would he be on!?

Sub-dilemma number two is the larger crisis of just how left-wing the NDP should be, with Mulcair presumed to be the candidate for folks who favour the answer "not very." Unfortunately, the press tends to have a very difficult time measuring these sorts of things, so instead of a substantial policy analysis of how Muclair differs from his rivals, we're usually just given windy metaphors about how brave Mulcair "wants to broaden the NDP tent," while unrepentant Marxists like Brian Topp cling to "traditional NDP values." Or how about the time Mulcair said NDP speeches used too much "boilerplate?" That was code for "I want to privatize sunshine," at least according to Ed Broadbent.

Other times, you just have to take the media's word. The good lefties on the Toronto Star editorial board, for instance, simply declare that "there is nothing in what Mulcair has said or proposed as policy" that supports these monstrous smears of centrism, while Michael Den Tandt, also citing nothing, calls him "the New Democrat best placed to pull a 'Tony Blair,' and shift the party further to the centre." Though to be fair, he did admit to "reading between the lines" a bit.

In perhaps the most useful editorial of this whole race, Neil Reynolds at the Globe and Mail argues that all this vagueness is inevitable when you consider that "socialism," as it was historically defined, doesn't really exist anymore, so it's very difficult to develop any sort of metre stick for measuring who's the best at it. Much of modern political life is already a fairly left-wing game of taxing, regulating, and social engineering, he says, so "eight decades later, the NDP can find little left to champion other than the relentless pursuit of incremental increases in government spending." Which is also something the Conservatives seem to be fond of. Whoops!

Amid all this analysis, the one aspect of Mr. Mulcair no one seems to have much of an an opinion on is his charming facial hair. This, of course, runs contrary to all sorts of historical trends -- Canadians have not willingly elected a bearded prime minister since 1874 -- and violates one of the most sacred rules of modern political image-making. Just a few months ago, in fact, a major study co-produced by scholars at our own University of Lethbridge found beard-wearers to be profoundly unattractive to the ladies -- a demographic the NDP can't really afford to jettison.

Should Thomas Mulcair lose the big race on Saturday, Monday's editorial pages will doubtlessly be filled with all manner of convoluted post-mortems as the punditocracy struggles to find the reason their golden boy's party turned against him. Considering what's been written so far, blaming the beard seems as good an explanation as any.

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Thousands of New Democrats are convening in Toronto this weekend, and tens of thousands more are expected to participate online, to pick Canada's next Leader of the Official Opposition.

The leadership race that was triggered by Jack Layton's death in August has been long - seven months - and seven people are left standing.

The winning candidate will be elected in a way the NDP has never used before.

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If Thomas Mulcair doesn't become boss of the NDP this weekend the nation's pundits sure will have wasted a lot of time. For the last couple of days, Canada's editorial pages have basically been an all...
If Thomas Mulcair doesn't become boss of the NDP this weekend the nation's pundits sure will have wasted a lot of time. For the last couple of days, Canada's editorial pages have basically been an all...
 
 
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11:11 AM on 03/24/2012
Agreed....the ballot is very simple if you can count from 1-7, now 1-4.
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Brady Postma
Know-it-all.
08:29 PM on 03/24/2012
The term "chaotic" seems appropriate. Chaos, in mathematics, is unpredictability -- that is, a tiny change in the input of a function creates dramatic changes in outcome such that it becomes unwieldy to predict the outcome from the input. If you try to predict the outcome of this kind of voting system where candidates are ranked by desirability, you see chaotic elements emerge.

Imagine a hypothetical race between four candidates: A through D. A and B are tied at the top, C and D are near-tied at the bottom, and E has a little more than that. C's supporters generally prefer A next. After this round, either C or D will be dropped and their next choices counted instead; does that mean A is in the lead? Let's also assume A and C together have very close to 50% of the total popular vote. Will there be another round after this one? If one assumes C will lose and A+C>50% then you can reasonably call A the frontrunner. But if D is next to drop out, perhaps B will gain D's supporters and perhaps clinch a majority and a win. Perhaps A+C and B+D are both less than 50%, and it is E's supporters' second choices that really matter.

Very tiny changes in the number of votes each candidate has received make large changes to the relevance of these factors that the press traditionally report on, leaving them little to say about who is winning and why.
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Whistlejackett
Hey stop doing that
05:45 AM on 03/24/2012
'Whiskers' really won't matter to the voter, especially the female vote unless your sexist remark truly and honestly isn't sexist. Maybe you meant that Mulcair might lose or win by a 'Whisker' or that his genital hair has not yet turned grey, or simply that out of seven, he wanted to stand out excluding Singh's turban, and of course the two 'Feminists'. Even if he has a 'Whisker' or two out of place, I think your 'Hairy' attempt to dis-way voters cranial expectations is a Fail, all be it just by a 'Whisker".
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Brady Postma
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08:32 PM on 03/24/2012
I remember people claiming to vote for Bill Clinton because he was sexy, or for George W. Bush because "He looks so much better now!" (They confused him with his father.) Do you imagine Canadians are immune to the human failing of shallow motives?
04:06 PM on 03/23/2012
My goodness, you're long-winded...you must love to hear yourself type. Therefore, I will speak only to the dubious title of your blog article. The fact is, if Mulcair doesn't win, it will simply be because he didn't get the most votes.
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Brady Postma
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02:43 PM on 03/24/2012
tl;dr is not a deep and resounding criticism.
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Mark Crowley
03:01 PM on 03/23/2012
"...the fact that the NDP is using an almost impenetrably obtuse electoral system to choose its new leader -- a multi-tiered abomination that makes polls and predictions virtually impossible...."

I couldn't disagree more, it sounds as though your main complaint about preferential ballots is that it makes it hard to tell who is winning until after the vote. I don't see the problem. The only poll that matters is the actual vote, so if it's hard for pundits to guess who will win before that it makes no difference. As for 'Stephane Dion syndrome' there were two aspects to that problem. One was that Dion was not a strong leader, but the other was that the other leaders did not have enough support. Dion only won because voters really valued him above Iggy and Rae as a leader. They were wrong, but that happens just as much in a winner take all system.

I really wish journalists and pundits would stop with their breathless exasperation at the complexity of any voting system more complicated than one where the winner is the one with the tallest pile of votes. It's ridiculous and it's insulting. We're never going to convince politicians to start thinking about improving our democracy if the media thinks people are incapable of understanding anything that involves a bit of counting. The media needs to grow up about voting systems and admit that it isn't all that complicated.
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07:54 PM on 03/23/2012
wall of text zzzzzzzzzzzz
08:30 PM on 03/23/2012
"I really wish journalists and pundits would stop with their breathless exasperation at the complexity of any voting system more complicated than one where the winner is the one with the tallest pile of votes."

And what exactly are the disadvantages of one person, one vote?
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Mark Crowley
11:54 PM on 03/23/2012
This system and most PR systems are still "one person one vote", there is just a longer process of determining who that vote goes towards. In the preferential ballot case the NDP are using each person creates a list to be followed to determine who their one vote should go towards. Then, as people are eliminated their vote is moved according to their very simple list of preferences. Once somebody has more than 50% of the votes you stop. One person, one vote.

In the system we use for elections it is also one person one vote, but you don't get to list what happens if it becomes clear your first choice can't win. All losing votes are cast into the fire. At least in a preferential system you don't immediately throw people's votes into the fire.
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Maria Korovessis Sewell
To decimate is to reduce by one tenth.
09:16 AM on 03/23/2012
"Thus, good old Mulcair has been fortunate enough to enjoy a fairly brazen media bias in his favour, with stories often granting him wonderfully circular-logic titles like "presumed front-runner" that make reference to his "perceived lead" -- which I imagine is going over very well with the six perceived losers."

Identifying a front-runner is generally considered called 'reporting'. 'Presumed front-runner' is pretty straightforward language... trying to see how it's a circular-logic title. I think JJ's sprained something writing this one.
12:06 PM on 03/23/2012
But there's no evidence backing it up. When people talk about Romney being the front runner that's supported by polls and delegate support, during the last election the Conservatives were the front runners as a result of polls. In this case there's no real way to gauge any support so it's all just airy fairy speculation.
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Maria Korovessis Sewell
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03:16 PM on 03/24/2012
I realize that now, after going back and doing a little checking. Will be interesting to see how it plays out ...
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J.J. McCullough
12:12 PM on 03/23/2012
On what basis is he being judged the front-runner? That's my complaint. As I said in a previous column, there are no reliable polls on the matter, so it's really just the reporters speculating. If you look at the coverage of Mitt Romney, for instance, they just call him the "front runner" period, because we don't have to "perceive" or "presume" anything. The evidence is clear.
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Maria Korovessis Sewell
To decimate is to reduce by one tenth.
05:29 PM on 03/23/2012
I withdraw my comment. What with yesterday's CROP poll being alluded to in various articles, I had (wrongly) assumed that there was a basis. But having conducted a quick search for that basis, I have to conclude that you are right, and the reporting on Mulcair's status has been odd, to say the least. I have to stop hearing Dennis Miller's voice while reading your column.
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07:53 AM on 03/23/2012
It always amuses me to watch how right wing folks such as yourself get SO worked up by how the other side chooses their leader......you will never vote for the NDP so why the angst??..BTW..are we ever going to see one of your "political cartoons"??
12:06 PM on 03/23/2012
Google "J.J. McCullough cartoons".
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05:39 PM on 03/23/2012
I did. Quite amateurish.
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J.J. McCullough
12:13 PM on 03/23/2012
You can visit my website if you want to see them.