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Five Big Don'ts for the Office Holiday Party

Posted: 11/07/2012 7:50 am

Temperatures have plummeted. Clocks are set back. Any day now, your inbox will be inundated with an influx of holiday invitations. One invite will likely be tied to celebrating the season with your colleagues. Here are five sure-fire ways to flop at the office holiday party -- so, don't.

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  • DON'T: Bitch about your job

    Regardless of how crummy your week is going or how much you hate whatever project is on the go, your office party is not the time or place to vent. Gloom is contagious, so don't selfishly bring your colleagues down. Put on a smile and leave the work bitching for another time.

  • DON'T: Text or talk through the president's speech

    It doesn't matter if this is the first or 10th time you will hear your president's annual holiday address. Be a good audience and give them your undivided attention.

  • DON'T: Get blazingly drunk

    There is always someone who indulges so much that the legend of their drunkenness follows them into the following year. Don't be that person. By all means, get festive over some punch or eggnog, but don't be the topic of tomorrow's water cooler talk. Celebrate moderately.

  • DON'T: Only talk to your work bestie

    The temptation to catch up with your office friends is enticing, as they are likely the people you feel more comfortable with in a social setting. Make a point to speak to people outside of your day-to-day circle and invite other people into conversations throughout the night.

  • DON'T: Be extremely over or underdressed

    Two minutes investigating the recommended dress code is time well spent. You'll want to be on the smart side of the sartorial spectrum, which likely means a notch or two above how you'd dress if you were interviewing for the job you currently hold. Nothing too casual, too short, too tight, or with too many reindeer on it.


Bitch about your job
Regardless of how crummy your week is going or how much you hate whatever project is on the go, your office party is not the time or place to vent. Gloom is contagious, so don't selfishly bring your colleagues down. Put on a smile and leave the work bitching for another time.

Text or talk through the president's speech
It doesn't matter if this is the first or 10th time you will hear your president's annual holiday address. Be a good audience and give them your undivided attention.

Get blazingly drunk
There is always someone who indulges so much that the legend of their drunkenness follows them into the following year. Don't be that person. By all means, get festive over some punch or eggnog, but don't be the topic of tomorrow's water cooler talk. Celebrate moderately.

Only talk to your work bestie
The temptation to catch up with your office friends is enticing, as they are likely the people you feel more comfortable with in a social setting. Make a point to speak to people outside of your day-to-day circle and invite other people into conversations throughout the night.

Be extremely over or underdressed
Two minutes investigating the recommended dress code is time well spent. You'll want to be on the smart side of the sartorial spectrum, which likely means a notch or two above how you'd dress if you were interviewing for the job you currently hold. Nothing too casual, too short, too tight, or with too many reindeer on it.

 

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01:46 PM on 11/09/2012
Is it appropriate if the boss gets a lap dance from his secretaries...in front of everyone...including his wife...at the office Christmas party? Do I throw the list out the window at that point?
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11:13 AM on 11/10/2012
Whoa. List suitably defenstrated at that point.
08:39 PM on 11/07/2012
7. Don't bring a professional escort. It will be noticed & commented on.
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11:14 AM on 11/10/2012
If they're truly a professional, wouldn't they be unnoticed?
10:49 AM on 11/07/2012
6. Don't have sex with anyone (any type of sex, including oral or hand jobs).
10:21 AM on 11/07/2012
wow, let me get a pen and write these down. So glad this is here because I have no idea how to act in public or at office parties. Now what do I do when it is hot outside?
11:03 PM on 11/07/2012
Resist the urge to wear no clothes. You're welcome.