Posted August 19, 2011 | 06:00:14 PM (EST)
Dear Mrs. Burns (my grade 6 Hebrew school teacher), I was not retarded, I was unmotivated, in fact I'm a @#$%&* HuffPost writer and my brother is a doctor. You're kid is a busboy at Cultures. My family is better than yours. We win. Deal with it!
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