A couple of months ago, I asked the Ironic Mom Facebook community what the worst gifts were that they'd ever received.

Given that Valentine's Day is less than a week away, I'm going to declare these...

I bought a FitBit Zip, which I tend to call my FitBit "Zit" because it protrudes from my body like acne. If you don't know what a FitBit is, it's a small piece of expensive plastic that you clip to your waistband so it can record you how many steps...

'Tis the season...to hear endless loops of holiday music and feel tempted to strangle someone with red and green garland.

While some Christmas carols might actually bring joy to the world, there are a lot of songs that we want to throw out with the decaying holly and the ivy.

My eight-year-old son cheated on his home reading.

How is that possible? you might ask.

Well, he's been yelling "blah-blah-blah" instead of recording the online book into the computer like he's supposed to.

Halloween might kick off the season of scary movies, but if you have young children, October 31st is a horror show of its own.

For most people, raising children is the scariest thing they do, so here are thirteen horror movies for parents.

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Let's face it, if the world is ending in a few months, Canadians had best acknowledge that the year 2012 has given us a unique national identity before we (and the Earth's seven billion inhabitants) are unable to throw another curling rock over the hog line.

Without waiting for...