Absurd Vancouver Property: Vancouver vs. New Brunswick

05/01/2013 12:14 EDT | Updated 07/01/2013 05:12 EDT

Last week we had a look at properties in Halifax, Nova Scotia. This week we move on to New Brunswick. Starting at $1.1 million we have this Cape Cod-style home:

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This country estate is located on over one square kilometre of untouched land and includes a seven acre spring-fed lake. Extremely private and quality-built, this is a maritime oasis.

Bump up your budget to $1.2 million, and you can buy this mansion, which overlooks the city of Moncton.

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Over 7000 square feet of living space, including six bedrooms and four bathrooms. Lots of space for a pool table, exercise room and more...all on over two acres of lush, green land.

Throw another $200k into the pot and this mansion on over 24 acres becomes an option.

Okay...four HUGE bedrooms, seven and-a-half bathrooms...the master suite has a wet bar (why would you ever leave?), there's a theatre and an indoor pool. The owner's furniture and BMW can also be negotiated as part of the package.

And if you add just $100K more onto you budget, for a total of $1.5 million, this lovely Kerrisdale home can be all yours.

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This "charming and well cared for character home" has...wait for it...lane access (yippee!!). Many upgrades include floors, paint, roof, bathroom, and fixtures. Geez...where's the wet bar??

Vancouver...are you f*%king kidding me??

Next week...we'll journey to Quebec and see how our French-Canadian friends fare in the real estate game.

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