I do not buy $225 dollar sweaters.
Unfortunately, that is a statement I cannot make honestly. I don't know what happened. My wife and I had just finished dinner -- an inexpensive $18 vegetarian sushi dinner -- when we took stock of our evening. Dog had been walked, fed, wrestled,...
Posted August 4, 2011 | 21:18:44 (EST)
Dear Fellow Fan,
As a teenager, even more misguided than I am today, I crafted a lengthy document entitled "The Hartford Proposal". It was an attempt to convey to then-management of the NHL's Hartford Whalers -- who were teetering on the edge of losing their team -- all the various...
Posted July 1, 2011 | 19:06:55 (EST)
"Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel." - Samuel Johnson (April 7, 1775)
I had just settled into my seat, a deep purple lumpy thing that soon would have my sciatic nerve twitching. A tub of popcorn braced in my left hand, tilted slightly to the west, that my...
Posted June 14, 2011 | 12:47:58 (EST)
My best moment since the last best moment: Deleting an upcoming Tuesday, 9 p.m. entry in my calendar, which had read: "Dallas versus Miami Game 7, if necessary." It only took me six games to win these Finals.
You probably missed the part where Mark Cuban chose me to accept...
6 Comments | Posted December 29, 2011 | 13:05:03 (EST)