Anyone who's become mildly obsessed with the guilty pleasure that is Big Brother Canada knows that being a fan of the show comes with certain risks, none of which is more annoying than how easy it is to hear spoilers week in and week out.
When I first heard that Big Brother was coming to Canada, I immediately began mentally creating my audition tape. But then my children burst my bubble by pointing out, "Mom, you'd be the first one evicted." What? Why?