I had it all planned. I was going to make so much money selling my clothes. Like anyone else, I maintain that my collection of clothes is damn near priceless. I schlepped my bag to the nearest Kind Exchange with hopes of finally starting that 'Waterfront Condo (a.k.a. the New Pair of Shoes) Fund'. Finally she gave me the number I had been waiting to hear: "$11.56." What?!