I'm not black. I'm not a backup dancer. I've never been onstage with Miley Cyrus. Those things are true of most writers who have been weighing in on the "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIt's Miley Show" (I mean, the VMAs). Yet that hasn't stopped them from pontificating about how "objectified" Miley's black backup dancers should feel for being "props" in her racist charade. Maybe they are wrong.