He got himself in quite the pickle.
It's the sharpener you never want to see in your kid's classroom. Meet the DildoMaker: one part shape-maker, one part making everything in our kitchens resemble a penis. The DildoMaker, a spin-off of...
I can remember my first time walking into the store I now work at. Too nervous to even ask questions, I grabbed the first vibrator I saw -- a bulbous, pink hunk of plastic that then sat in my underwear drawer for two years, unused. Sex toys can be nerve-wracking. How is one supposed to know what's going to feel good?