Grooch

"Sweet Adorable Maggpies" (CARTOON)

You know you're a resident of Southern Alberta when a tourist asks you what kind of bird (Magpie) is squawking in the tree, and you reply "Oh ... You mean the LOUD rat with wings?"

CARTOON: The Meaning of a Happy Meal

Want to know what a real "Happy Meal" is? Just ask someone who's starving to death. Ironically, world-wide obesity is reaching crisis proportions and alongside this epidemic, the number one cause of death globally, cardiovascular disease.
Grooch

LOOK: The One Bright Light In Canadian Politics

The sun came through the clouds in the city of Calgary. Like the citizens of "WHOVILLE" in the movie "The GRINCH," Calgarians dusted themselves off, stood shoulder to shoulder and reclaimed the pride and dignity of their spectacular city. Leading the charge, Calgary Mayor Naheed Nenshi. Rarely have I seen flood reports on the news accompanied by reports that the local Mayor hasn't slept in 43 hours.
Grooch

GROOCH: "Monkey Buisness" (CARTOON)

While the Ikea Monkey "Darwin" had the fate of his permanent residence decided in court this week. Darwin isn't the only monkey business that continues to concern Ontario. As if being a Maple leaf fan wasn't bad enough, controversial allegations of financial evasion continue to be thrown "monkey poop style" at Prime Minister Harper.
Grooch

CARTOON: My What Big Teeth You Have Mr. Harper..

Watching a recent televised press conference from New-York last week I listened to Prime Minister Stephen Harper begin all his responses to questions by first saying "LOOK". Well he might have unintentionally been asking for more eyes to be watching then he might have counted on, considering the events of the past week.

Burned Up Toronto Fans (CARTOON)

Sorry, Chris. While the Leafs were as hot as the heat shielding on your Soyuz capsule right up to three minutes remaining in the third, all of Toronto was, I'm sure, wishing the Maple Leafs had your determination to reach for the stars.
Grooch

HABS-olutely (CARTOON)

It's seems like only yesterday I was blogging my very first illustration with the Huffington Post about the streaking Habs. Hard to believe that the long road between the NHL strike and a short season has brought my favorite team, the Montreal Canadiens, to the top of the northeast division only to end with the Ottawa Senators.
Grooch

LOOK: Don Of Evolution

Well thanks allot Don, one step forward and three steps back.. I've had to clean allot of dishes this week for attempting to explain and support Don's 'shpeel' on women and their place around professional sports teams' dressing rooms.